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Time is the arena of entropy.

I used to get a similar feeling in pubs. Must be a profound association. Maybe...

Leo McKern again, surely..?

Maybe in your world, fellow voyager... Quick! Ask me stuff before your reality infects me! Clearly I'm 'freshly slipped'!

Errr, since when was David Starkey still alive? Have I been Mandela effected?

Pair of pricks...

I was menaced by a wild boar out the back. It came around at night, snorting and growling and making an awful 'snuffling' sound I somehow equated with grave digging. VERY LOUD!!! I'll be concise, 'twas a hedgeyhog!

It's a cat with it's tail in it's mouth. One of them ugly skinny ones.

Neighbours having a smoke and 'disguising' it by burning the infernal joss-sticks, you got a contact high and a fun visual out of it!?

There was an ad on 'Carrot's Commercial Breakdown' or something like it, way back, which played on that scene and added the braces. They weren't in the film, you were just meant to worry that he was going to eat the girl and then be relieved that he didn't. It's late, but something like that...

Woodlice breath water vapour in the air, they are a land-dwelling gill-breather! They do no damage and carry no bacteria harmful to humans!

That's a mental image I'll need to discuss in the garden. Thanks. ;)

Oh boy...

You'd get along well with the voice in my garden.

I find myself in the minorly strange position of being guilt-tripped into writing a letter to a convicted murderer. It's true that the first line is the most awkward.

...when the drugs begin to take hold... ;)

Gene Hunt drives a Suzuki now?

I've mastered the art of keeping notes inside pens!

Excellent suggestion! Should free us up for a few jars!

The other night, one of them anyway, I went out the back for a ciggie. Nothing remarkable until I became aware of a pair of handprints on the garden table, nicely moonlit as I'd been smoking a rollie and they don't burn too fast so the moon had snuck 'round the chimney. The prints were small, so...

Yours too. Amazing. I don't think I've ever seen anything like that, certainly seems to answer the thread!

Someone tell me how/why it's carrying anything balanced on it's funnels.

I think it's where Parmesan goes. I expect when he was done it felt like he'd had a stilt on.

Hee hee! Sadly yes, it's exactly that, and whatever has solidified during fermentation...

They drop them all here now, right on my doorstep. Good job I like collecting them... They wear shorts to avoid chafing thigh-rot which can go gan green. My mate's a postie, here's a picture of his foot,

Belongs in coincidences then. ;)

Was your ring two inches out of place and smelling of lavender?!

What's in the photo that anyone could do anything gainful with? Identify that, then use your computer to scribble it out, all computers can do this. While you're there, might as well draw a big sea-lizard too. ;)

When shall we three meet some men?

Nothing strange there, it was just me. Sorry.

Yeah man, like, really green..........

OHMYGODIHEARDSOMETHING!!!!

Is there anybody out there?

'Places You Feel Weird In'. :)

The thirteenth Prime shall reveal all. In about a year.

I'm genuinely stumped.

Run run run run, run, RUN! RUN AWAAAYYY!!!

The wax evaporated in the intense heat, which also blackened the candlesticks, when the candles melted and fell. MAYBE!?!? The church setting is delicious to the imagination though...

Thank you. We appreciate your endorsement. Prrrp

Which is why the rest of the world has no need of it. ;)

Could finally explain 'Vegemite'.

What kind of mind puts those awful things in a window? If that was near here I'd have to knock on the door. Maybe that's it! Between the spelling mistake, the objectionable nature of the items themselves and the absolute single-mindedness necessary to cope with them being in a window; the whole...

Looks like Sandi Toksvig.

The least you can do is give him a racing tip! But really...what are the odds you picked up on something he said? I bet that's what it was! Hit me!

Our greenhouse, it's gone. Everything that was in it is still there. Somebody saw an airborne greenhouse.

I just came in from the back garden and noted on my way past that Myssuseaux1 was watching one of those border security documentary series things. The customs types had found what they suspected to be steroids. I got upstairs with my cuppa and looked on here. I was about to post about creepy...

I was close! There were things which looked like pipes and the guy is wearing a cardigan. It's possible, on a map, to draw a straight line between Cardigan and Hayle, which is close to St.Ives about which I posted on a different thread at around the same time! Add Kevin Bacon and that's more or...

I've no idea where this belongs, but there may well be a place somewhere. Mods will help, I expect. "An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of alternate or parallel universes by looking back in time to just after the Big Bang more than 13 billion years ago. While mapping the...

Just a hunch.