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Aye and I suppose some of you will find this potato funny, as well... nick:This does add a new dimensions to that age old cry of "arse biscuits"!
Aye and I suppose some of you will find this potato funny, as well... nick:This does add a new dimensions to that age old cry of "arse biscuits"!
The perfect accompaniment to a nice cup of civet coffee."arse biscuits"
Oh, we're all being, 'smarty pants' as well today, are we...I've always liked yoga pants...
I know that we had a discussion on ice dildos somewhere on this site (made by freezing water filled condoms).
And I remember the Romans using peeled ginger root as a punishment instead of radish. (Did Roman's have ginger?)
There's surely a missing step here: shouldn't the slices be tapered, at least a little?
Who needs access to Anusol when you could just buy a bag of McCain from the frozen section for half the price!
To bumm anus rsoul
How about linking directly to the news site, instead?Holy spud!!!
This has to be one the most unconvincing excuses ever... :bish:
https://metro-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE=#aoh=15829211267809&_ct=1582921167594&referrer=https://www.google.com&_tf=From %1$s&share=https://metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/amp/#aoh=15829211267809&_ct=1582921167594&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s
Holy spud!!!
This has to be one the most unconvincing excuses ever... :bish:
https://metro-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE=#aoh=15829211267809&_ct=1582921167594&referrer=https://www.google.com&_tf=From %1$s&share=https://metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/amp/#aoh=15829211267809&_ct=1582921167594&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s
They're called "ribbed for your pleasure", thank you very much.Not crinkle cut then?
That's my next tattoo, right there.
I missed out an 'e'. I tried to insert it satisfactorily but just couldn't squeeze it in.
Never mind, kay sirrah, sirrah, grab the carp and all that.That's me immortalised on the 'Misspelt Latin Tattoos' page, then.
Genuinely had a 'to do' note for exactly that, in future.How about linking directly to the news site, instead?
One shall be having nightmares...
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Originally posted (attached) image was too large.
It's been replaced with a version that is 62.5% of the original's size.
It seems I am suddenly having an issue with the size of attachments.Reminds me of...
Reminds me of:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish
It seems I am suddenly having an issue with the size of attachments.
Can't see what on earth has changed - why?
All looks fine from my side.
Will not be uploading any more until I figure this out - thanks for taking the time to help.
Yours sincerely,
Completely Baffled.
Whilst investing this quite fascinating discovery, my 'butt stop' Google query was directed to yet another new terminology.On a not-dissimilar note, it reminds me of the Butt-Out tool used by some US deer hunters: