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Ukrainian tank operator calls up tech support in the Uralvagonzavod tank plant in Nizhny Tagilto, Russia, to complain about multiple problems with a captured Russian T-72B3 he's been driving. Films his conversation. nice bit of trolling. You might need auto translate for this one.
 
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Residents discover shopping trolley on top of a lamppost


Residents were left scratching their heads following the bizarre discovery of a shopping trolley - on top of a lamppost.

Fire crews were called out to deal with the "dangerous structure" after the trolley was spotted hanging around 32ft in the air at a retail park last week.

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Mystery surrounds how the shopping cart ended up in the precarious position at Malvern Shopping Park, in Worcestershire.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1824228/shopping-trolley-retail-park-lamppost?ref=upstract.com

maximus otter
 
Decades past, my boarding school used to use pink plastic mugs.
It became a fad to swipe these from the dining room for personal use. Then it became a fad to place these mugs in obvious yet silly places - even to photograph them. One such was photographed hooked on the spear of the Boadicea statue on Westminster Bridge.
My own contribution was one placed about 30' in the middle of a quadrangle, with an insulated powerline threaded through the handle!

I just cut through the bottom of the plastic handle, climbed up, clipped it over the line, then 'buzzed' it along.

I went back for a reunion about three years after and it was still there! :cool:
 
Decades past, my boarding school used to use pink plastic mugs.
It became a fad to swipe these from the dining room for personal use. Then it became a fad to place these mugs in obvious yet silly places - even to photograph them. One such was photographed hooked on the spear of the Boadicea statue on Westminster Bridge.
My own contribution was one placed about 30' in the middle of a quadrangle, with an insulated powerline threaded through the handle!

I just cut through the bottom of the plastic handle, climbed up, clipped it over the line, then 'buzzed' it along.

I went back for a reunion about three years after and it was still there! :cool:
This was a great one from America that I posted a while ago;
https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/fortean-headlines.7590/page-129#post-2244032
 
Decades past, my boarding school used to use pink plastic mugs.
It became a fad to swipe these from the dining room for personal use. Then it became a fad to place these mugs in obvious yet silly places - even to photograph them. One such was photographed hooked on the spear of the Boadicea statue on Westminster Bridge.
My own contribution was one placed about 30' in the middle of a quadrangle, with an insulated powerline threaded through the handle!

I just cut through the bottom of the plastic handle, climbed up, clipped it over the line, then 'buzzed' it along.

I went back for a reunion about three years after and it was still there! :cool:
This reminds me of some silly mug-related tomfoolery I was involved in a few years ago.

I worked for a computer manufacturer on their sales floor, and with a group of similar aged chaps. At that time we were all keen to progress up the corporate ladder so were invariably the first to arrive each morning looking keen as mustard. But such an early start required copious quantities of caffeine, and resultantly we took it in turns to make the first 'brew' of the day whilst the others got on with the morning tasks. As you would imagine, we all had our own mugs - the usual golfing / footballing / foul-mouthed type mugs commonly associated with young men. Mine was from a certain football team (who will remain nameless).

I don't recall specifically how or why it started, but it became a frequent occurrence for the person making the brew to place the filled mugs in the most strategically difficult places - so that we had to embark on 'rescue' missions each morning to retrieve our first brew. Initially, this was confined to the ample space of the sales floor, but over time, it spilled over onto the manufacturing floor and eventually into the car-park.

After a particularly trying morning of attempting to rescue my mug from the top of the strip light in our store room I decided that the ante had to be upped. So the following morning, after placing most of the mugs in the usual, awkward spots, I took one of my colleague's mugs, out of our office, up the road and placed it in the reception area of a very friendly neighbouring company - telling the receptionist that she could expect someone along later in the day to fetch it. I think it was around 2pm when I finally admitted where I had stashed it and my colleague went and collected an extremely cold mug of coffee.

Several days later, whilst I was conducting my usual morning search for my brew, one of my work mates admitted that they hadn't seen my mug that morning and therefore hadn't made me a coffee. Reluctantly I believed him, although still did a quick tour of the usual locations just to make sure. Alas, it was not to be found and so I had to make do with one of the chipped and stained 'corporate' type mugs wedged in the back of the kitchen cabinet.

Skip ahead a couple of weeks, and I settled down in our board room for a video call with one of our suppliers in Taiwan. After the usual overly pleasant introductions, he innocently enquired about a recent 'return' he'd received from us and what he should do with it - before pulling out, on screen, my bloody mug!!!

I'm happy to report that the mug was returned to me, safe and sound, several weeks later and even after 15 years is still perfectly functional.

I'm even happier to report that I no longer need to hunt for my morning coffee. And that I don't work for that company anymore.
 
I don't know if this is the right thread to park this, but...

All over China, people are mysteriously collapsing:
As it turns out, it's not supernatural, psychological or as a result of illness or pollution, it has more to do with the sick society that has been created in China.
 
"Is this accepted behaviour as dictated by the government? I'd better do it or be found wanting."
 
All over China, people are mysteriously collapsing
I'd already watched this, and was going to post about it on the forum, so thanks very much for having done so.

Serpentza's YouTube channel on/from China is informative, superb and frequently-terrifying (I've been subbed to it for a long time: I had fairly-close links with PRChina at one time- sometimes I think I almost understand the place...then realise of course I don't)

As an unexpected (no, delayed) adjunct to the above, I very strongly suspect (by immediately joining some forbidden dots) that parts (or all) of the bizarre video footage shown by mainstream news outlets in the west (in the latter part of 2019 into 2020) of Chinese citizens collapsing in the street (and being scooped-up by government operatives in hazchem suits) was somehow related to this. There was far too much at-scene preemptive camera footage of this happening for it to have been real.

[On many occasions I have said (and will say again): I dislike being force-fed artificial narratives that are palpably-false. If the world/universe/circumstances must lie to me, then it is essential this Is done convincingly].
 
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All over China, people are mysteriously collapsing:
I'd already watched this, and was going to post about it on the forum, so thanks very much for having done so.

Serpenza's YouTube channel on/from China is informative, superb and frequently-terrifying (I've been subbed to it for a long time: I had fairly-close links with PRChina at one time- sometimes I think I almost understand the place...then realise of course I don't)

As an unexpected (no, delayed) adjunct to the above, I very strongly suspect (by immediately joining some forbidden dots) that parts (or all) of the bizarre video footage shown by mainstream news outlets in the west (in the latter part of 2019 into 2020) of Chinese citizens collapsing in the street (and being scooped-up by government operatives in hazchem suits) was somehow related to this. There was far too much at-scene preemptive camera footage of this happening for it to have been real.

[On many occasions I have said (and will say again): I dislike being force-fed artificial narratives that are palpably-false. If the world/universe/circumstances must lie to me, then it is essential this Is done convincingly].

I am a trenchant critic of the government of China (as some will know from my posts), but I will add that there is a small corner of social media that is inhabited by 'international' but western alligned commentators who make their money (advertising and subscriptions) by telling credulous American right-wingers that China is indeed the Communist Hellscape they think it ought to be (and hence war over Taiwan and economic punishment beatings are required).

I don't say that modern Chinese society is a world of flowers, love and fairies, nor that military and economic warfare may not be the way forward (I make no judgement here), but I have seen a lot of exaggeration and extrapolation from a few freak events.

Caution advised.
 
Caution advised
Thank you, fully noted, but en riposte rest assured my filters are never off. Winston @Serpentza on YouTube is an extremely-interesting and engaging commentator on China. He will of course have agendas, but if so, he's still fascinating and informative.

Watch this further amazing video regarding China's hoax projections of agri-horticultural paradise- I think they perhaps follow a convergent path with North Korea in terms of never letting reality get in the way of delivering important messages.

 
If you look at Serpentza's channel at the start, he was quite pro-China as a place to live.
He even married a Chinese woman.
But then he became more aware of what was going on and started exposing it. This eventually led to his expulsion from China,
So... I do think he's an honest commentator.
 
Thank you, fully noted, but en riposte rest assured my filters are never off. Winston @Serpentza on YouTube is an extremely-interesting and engaging commentator on China. He will of course have agendas, but if so, he's still fascinating and informative.

Watch this further amazing video regarding China's hoax projections of agri-horticultural paradise- I think they perhaps follow a convergent path with North Korea in terms of never letting reality get in the way of delivering important messages.

Yes, none of that was made up by Serpentza. You can see it all going on in the video.
 
We all know long distance lorry drivers pee in bottles and chuck them out of the window because of work timing pressure.

This chap started to make a documentary about the bad work conditions employees of Amazon have to endure .. then he noticed the bottles of piss outside the warehouses, it was staff too afraid to go on toilet breaks in case they were fired for not reaching their order pick quotas ....

He decided to brand and package this piss, the sell it through Amazon's website. It worked. Importantly, it wasn't piss at all.

 
The Mrs has just reminded me of the best telesales slap down I've heard still to date.

Me and a chef were on a smoke break when he took this call:

"Our records show that you were involved in an accident that wasn't your fault and you are due compensation."

"No?. It was definitely my fault!. I was driving, I'd done a line of ketamine and my girlfriend was sucking me off at the time?." .. (obviously he was joking but quick style)
 
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With any call, at home or work, I found a satisfying response was ...

"I'm sorry, but I don't speak a word of English!"
I've used that one before as well. It's especially fun if you voice it in the Queen's English accent. I used to also try to sell them a fictional red Ford escort and I Would. Not. Shut. Up about it until they'd hang up on me. For years, the Mrs used to get cold calls for someone who didn't live in our house. No matter how many times we told them, we were still getting calls for this person so one day I told them we were currently in mourning because 'Allan' had recently died and the Mrs acted starting to loudly wail and sob in the background. That bought us a bit of time but we still get cold calls.
 
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I've used that one before as well. It's especially fun if you voice it in the Queen's English accent. I used to also try to sell them a fictional red Ford escort and I Would. Not. Shut. Up about it until they'd hang up on me. For years, the Mrs used to get cold calls for someone who didn't live in our house. No matter how many times we told them, we were still getting calls for this person so one day I told them we were currently in mourning because 'Allan' had recently died and the Mrs acted starting to loudly wail and sob in the background. That bought us a bit of time but we still get cold calls.
Eric Morecambe's, in the time of landlines was. "I'm sorry we're not on the 'phone."
 
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