- Apr 2, 2019
What? Men don't ask for directions.
Years ago I was headed for Preston and pulled over to ask a woman for directions before I got too far in. She didn't know, but suggested I go into the butchers as he'd lived here all his life. The butcher not only was the splitting image of Fred Elliot (coronation st butcher at the time) he spoke like him too.Men are superior. They don't need to ask directions in order to get lost.
He put his arm around me and guided me outside- ''Come here lad, I said come here. You need t' stay on this road, I said stay on this road, until you come t'ring road. Only town in England wi' a ring road that goes through it.......''