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FULL STORY: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/elixir-of-life-arrest-710843Woman Blames Potion For Fire Truck Theft Bid
Erratic Floridian, 39, told cops she had taken the "Elixir of Life"
A Florida Woman who had to be pulled from the cab of a fire engine that she tried to steal denied being under the influence of the usual street potions, but said that she had taken the “Elixir of Life” before trying to boost the emergency vehicle ...
Responding to a call about a woman acting erratically on the beach in St. Augustine Beach, cops and fire rescue workers late last month discovered Kailani Jo Kroll, 39, in distress.
Kroll, who lives two blocks from the beach, said she needed CPR and other treatment. But while being escorted to an ambulance, Kroll began running back and forth.
“Due to no crime being committed at this point ... I had no reason to chase her,” Officer Brandon Hand reported.
But as police and firemen began entering their vehicles to depart the scene, someone yelled, “She’s stealing the truck!” Kroll, investigators allege, had opened the door of an unsecured fire engine and got in the driver’s seat. St. Johns County Fire Rescue personnel responded by pulling her from the cab. ...
After reportedly struggling with cops who tried to handcuff her, Kroll offered an apology, according to a police report detailing the August 20 incident. “I’m sorry for trying to take the truck, I lost my marbles,” she said. When Officer Hand asked if she “was under the influence of anything,” Kroll replied “she was not but had taken the ‘Elixir of Life.’” ...
The potion is not further described in court filings, but the mythical mixture is supposed to grant the drinker immortality. ... It is unclear whether such alchemy was at work in St. Augustine Beach, a city 50 miles south of Jacksonville ...
... Kroll was arrested for grand theft auto, a felony, and resisting law enforcement officers, a misdemeanor.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...n/news-story/471de97d9e14f8d85d2533d3b07950d4A man stabbed a woman with a syringe filled with his semen in a disturbing attack in a supermarket.
Thomas Bryon Stemen, 51, from the US, told the victim: “I know, it feels like a bee sting, doesn’t it?” as he plunged the needle into her buttocks, The Sun reports.
He has been jailed for 10 years for his sick crime and charged with assault and reckless endangerment.
The vile attack on Katie Peters took place in a grocery store in Churchton, Maryland in February 2020.
Originally discussed:Unexplained Body Found in Mortuary
11alive.com/news/news_article.asp?storyid=31860
Link is dead. No archived version found. See later posts for updates on this case.
FULL STORY: https://www.theintelligencer.com/news/article/Ga-Man-Charged-in-Funeral-Home-Slaying-10515701.phpGa. Man Charged in Funeral Home Slaying
A man who lived and worked at a family-run funeral home is charged with murdering a man whose body was found there over the weekend.
Jordan Lee Warbington III, 35, was arrested near Navarre, Fla., on Sunday in the death of 43-year-old Kenneth Cain. Cain died from a blow to the head, said Lawrenceville police Capt. Greg Vaughn.
Cain's mother reported him missing when he did not call home last Wednesday. She told police her son had a drug problem but always checked in. ...
Investigators said the motive for the slaying was unclear. They would not say where the body was found at the funeral home. ...
SOURCE: https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1429026/postsMortician accused of killing a man and stuffing his body beneath the bed at the funeral home.
Associated Press
June 22, 2005
A trial is under way in Gwinnett County for a mortician accused of killing a man and stuffing his body beneath the bed at the funeral home.
Jordan Lee Warbington III is charged with murder, armed robbery and aggravated assault in the death of 43-year-old Kenneth Cain on May 14th, 2003. The trial began yesterday.
Warbington is the son of a mortuary owner. He lived and worked at the family-owned business where Cain's body was found wrapped in a tarp under a bed.
Authorities say the body was in the early stages of decomposition.
Police believe Cain was struck in the head with a blunt object while sitting on the couch in Warbington's apartment at the mortuary. District Attorney Danny Porter says Warbington owed Cain money for drugs.
Authorities arrested the 37-year-old Warbington while he was on vacation in Florida on May 17th -- the day after Cain's body was found. ...
He escaped but was recaptured.
A Danish man convicted of torturing and murdering a Swedish journaliston on his home-made submarine escaped the suburban Copenhagen jail where he is serving a life sentence but was recaptured nearby on Tuesday.
The Ekstra Bladet tabloid posted a video of Peter Madsen sitting in the grass with his hands behind his back and police at distance. Police confirmed on Twitter that Madsen had been “arrested and removed from the scene” after being surrounded by police officers, with unconfirmed reports he had threatened them with an explosive device.
Madsen reportedly took a hostage and threatened prison staff with a pistol-like object to force his way out of the facility. It quoted witnesses who said he managed to drive away in a white van before police stopped him. ...
https://www.scmp.com/news/world/eur...rine-killer-peter-madsen-escapes-prison-being
Weird, in this article Riddell is described as being from Waco, TX.Kentucky man shoots out of hotel window, says he was aiming at aliens
A Kentucky man fired multiple gunshots out of a hotel window, then told cops he was shooting at aliens in the parking lot, authorities said.
Samuel Riddell, 55, gave the spaced out explanation to Richmond police after he opened fire at an unnamed hotel on Keeneland Drive, prompting an evacuation on Saturday afternoon.
“Mr. Riddell told police that he observed aliens in the parking lot and was shooting at them,” the [police press] release stated. “Detectives discovered Mr. Riddell was a convicted felon and was in possession of two handguns and a semi-automatic rifle.”
Riddell was slapped with a slew of charges, including four counts of wanton endangerment of a police officer, multiple counts of criminal mischief and possession of a handgun and firearm by a convicted felon, cops said.
https://nypost.com/2021/09/16/kentucky-man-shoots-out-of-hotel-window-says-he-was-aiming-at-aliens/
ls there something in the water in Kentucky? See also the Kelly Goblin thread.
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I'm putting this here because of: (a) the bizarre nature of the assassination, real SpyFi stuff; (b) in the hope that the oddity of the incident will be discussed rather than associated politics. There have been several reports of a remote-controlled gun being used in the assassination but this seems to the first mention of AI.
A satellite-controlled machine-gun with "artificial intelligence" was used to kill Iran's top nuclear scientist, a Revolutionary Guards commander says.
Mohsen Fakhrizadeh was shot dead in a convoy outside Tehran on 27 November. On Sunday, Brig-Gen Ali Fadavi told local media the weapon, mounted in a pick-up, had been able to fire several rounds at Fakhrizadeh without hitting his wife beside him.
Iran has blamed Israel and an exiled opposition group for the attack. ...
Gen Fadavi, the deputy commander of the Revolutionary Guards, told a ceremony in Tehran on Sunday that a machine-gun mounted on the Nissan pick-up was "equipped with an intelligent satellite system which zoomed in on martyr Fakhrizadeh" and "was using artificial intelligence". The machine-gun "focused only on martyr Fakhrizadeh's face in a way that his wife, despite being only 25cm (10 inches) away, was not shot", he said. ...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-55214359
FULL STORY: https://apnews.com/article/oddities-entertainment-europe-burglary-b9588de6fed04d9270829b3899bb3402IT phoned home: Storytelling box foils kindergarten thief
German police say they have solved a burglary case at a kindergarten after a storytelling gadget the suspect had swiped revealed his location.
Police said Tuesday that the 44-year-old suspect had stolen various items during a break-in at a kindergarten in the western town of Halver in April.
Among them were a laptop, picture books, cups and glasses, some fish sticks, pasta and a smart speaker for playing children’s stories.
When the man tried to download new stories onto the device a month later it sent his home location to the manufacturers, who informed police.
Police said the device has since been returned in working condition to the kindergarten, where it was eagerly received by the children. ...
Now anyone in the US or its territories can just sue these Texan satanists for $10,000. Much less messy.In that email, Alvarez allegedly identified Memorial Park, near the home, as a “ritualistic satanic ground to conduct abortions by the manner of magic”
FULL STORY: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/homeless-man-shot-arrrow-dtes-1.6189181Homeless man shot with arrow on Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, police say
Police believe arrow was shot from nearby building where cache of weapons was found
Police are investigating after a homeless man was shot with an arrow in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside on Thursday night.
The victim, 22, was standing in front of the Downtown Eastside Women's Centre at Columbia Street and East Cordova Street when he felt a sharp pain in his leg, according to police. He realized he had been shot by an arrow, which was lodged below his kneecap.
He walked to Insite, the safe injection site about a block away, to get medical attention. There, staff called 911.
Police say he suffered non-life-threatening injuries, but his knee will be sore for several days. ...
Sgt. Steve Addison says investigators believe the attack was random.
"This level of callousness and disregard is shocking," he said. ...
Police believe the arrow was shot from the fire escape of a nearby building on East Hastings Street, where officers found a stash of real and imitation weapons, including crossbows, replica assault rifles, scopes, lights and lasers. Addison described the discovery as "alarming."
Addison, who worked in the neighbourhood for nine years, said it's not unusual for police to find weapons like those found Thursday night in the DTES. ...
Sounds like the firearms were all imitation and only the stringed weapons were realIf you've got a cache of varied firearms at hand, why merely shoot a random homeless guy with an arrow? An unusually discriminating psycho in Vancouver ...
FULL STORY: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/homeless-man-shot-arrrow-dtes-1.6189181
That's not clear ... The article describes the stash as containing both real and imitation weapons, without claiming all the firearms were replicas.Sounds like the firearms were all imitation and only the stringed weapons were real
FULL STORY: https://www.wbrc.com/2021/09/25/ple...nd-sleeping-pile-chicken-fingers-snacks-meth/Pleasant Grove man accused of various crimes; found sleeping in pile of chicken fingers, snacks and meth
The Pleasant Grove Department of public safety posted the following to their Facebook page:
“On Friday, September 17th, Matthew Williamson, 37, was charged with Unlawful Breaking and Entering a Vehicle (UBEV) and Theft of Property 3rd Degree. Pleasant Grove police officers transported him to Jefferson County Jail where he made a signature bond and walked out. Less than two hours after leaving jail, Williamson stole a car in Hueytown and hid it in Pleasant Grove. On the night of Wednesday, September 22nd, an unknown person broke into the concession stand at the Pleasant Grove Athletic Complex, taking a large quantity of snacks . The next morning Williamson was found asleep in the Athletic Complex press box amongst piles of chicken fingers, chips, candy, and meth. He admitted the burglaries and the car theft and on Friday, the 24th he was transported back to the Jefferson County Jail.”
It was only a guess.That's not clear ... The article describes the stash as containing both real and imitation weapons, without claiming all the firearms were replicas.