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I'm still disappointed that H84 never sent me the plans. As I recall, I posted some serious requests to him and was very polite about it until it became obvious that it was really just another intergalactic protection racket.
"YOU WILL ALL DIE! Unless, of course, you do exactly as we say and then we might... MIGHT... be inclined to give a very small number of you secret plans to escape the devastation... as long as you don't tell anyone else... and, of course, as long as you agree to purr like a kitten and wiggle enticingly when we probe you."
Ah well. I would have liked to have seen the plans. Even if the thing didn't actually work, it would have been fun to build a model of it in case it did something remotely interesting, kinetically speaking.
Sadness.
"YOU WILL ALL DIE! Unless, of course, you do exactly as we say and then we might... MIGHT... be inclined to give a very small number of you secret plans to escape the devastation... as long as you don't tell anyone else... and, of course, as long as you agree to purr like a kitten and wiggle enticingly when we probe you."
Ah well. I would have liked to have seen the plans. Even if the thing didn't actually work, it would have been fun to build a model of it in case it did something remotely interesting, kinetically speaking.
Sadness.