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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

HAARP said:
I heard that some friends of mine were invited to someone's house to do some rather strange things with a naked man and a glass topped coffee table once ... but I won't go in to any details !
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Don't tantalise us like that, HAARP!

Carole
 
I thought 'Hot Carl' was post anal fellatio.
 
It's true I shouldn't !! Though I don't want to be too graphic !!

Apparently the way I heard it was that my two friends met this chap in a nightclub and went back to his place for a drink after the club had closed... then practically as soon as they got through the door the chap took off his clothes and lay underneath the glass coffee table performing 'certain activities'

Of course I asked 'what happened next ??' and my friend very matter of factly said 'Well ***** had a dump on the table, then I had a p*ss and then we left..'

I tried to press her for more information, but she just said that was it...

I couldn't really understand it myself why my friends would want to do that without any obvious gain for themselves.... do you think they were hypnotised ???
 
Or were they pissed/drugged, HAARP?

Carole
 
HAARP said:
Is this a UL then River styx ???
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Well there are some people who find that kind of thing exciting so it wouldn't surprise me if it were true..
However your friends could have been pulling your leg, do they do that kind of thing often for blokes they've only just met?
 
Yeah it does rather worry me Carol, having heard about that 'Date Rape Drug' on the news a few months ago..

They'd had a few drinks I expect, but what they did was really, completely out of character for them and when my friend told me about it she was sort of 'emotionless' none of the usual exitement you would expect in someone's voice if they were relating a story like that..

Perhaps he put something in thier drinks at the nightclub ?
 
I'd never be able to pee in a situation like that. I can't even use a bed pan without major counselling.
I hope he disinfected the table afterwards. :(
 
I don't think we want to know what he did with the coffee table afterward. (Eeeewwww!)

HAARP, is it possible your friends were in a state of mind (due to a combination of alcohol and social atmosphere) that they just saw nothing wrong with it? The same sort of circumstances that (allegedly) lead to a higher incidence of people experimenting with homosexuality at holiday resorts? (I remember one of those "Sexual Education" TV programmes doing a special report on what people do on holiday.)

Of course, Rohipnol in their vodka cruisers may have been a factor, but you'd generally expect them to be embarassed by their behaviour afterwards. (I'm not passing judgement on them here, the guy's the one with the problem.)
 
Watched a programme the other night about an BDS&M shop and party. I was helpless with laughter at some of the contraptions (two rubber gas masks joined by a rubber tube and a pair of rubber shorts attached to a rubber mask . . .

Carole
 
I'd ask how they were attached, but I suspect I already know.
 
anome:
"I'm not passing judgement on them here, the guy's the one with the problem."
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I'll say! He has sh*t all over his table!:blah:

ok, I'll go back to lurking now...
 
I suspect the glass coffee table scenario is a FOAF story. Though I know
people do such things, I guess they have to be enthusiasts for this
somewhat minority interest.

The version I first heard was that London students in the 1970's could
earn themselves a few quid by ringing, in a certain coded way, the doorbell
of a famous children's animal show presenter . This gave him time to
arrange himself beneath his glass table. They would do their business and
collect the money from the sideboard.

I thought this was a piece of wonderful and authentically vile gossip until someone
told me the self-same thing about a pop singer. :eek!!!!:
 
Years and years ago, back in the days when I owned a horse, there was a colt foal [ie a baby boy horse] at the stables where I kept my mare, this colt was a randy little bugger and would wave his willie at you when you went into the stable. I knew nothing of this and was asked if I'd mind brushing the mud off the cute ickle baby horsey when he came in from the field. I did as requested, and while I was brushing under his belly, I could feel something slapping against my arm, I bent down to look and the little fecker was wanking on my arm!!!!!! :eek!!!!: He was castrated when he was 8 months old ... :D
A bit more recently I went to a riding school and being a helpful sort of person went to muck out [clean up the shite] in one of the stables, I was unaware that the equine occupant was an ungelded male, who promptly shoved me into a corner and started rubbing himself up and down on me :blah: when I finally managed to get out of the corner and made a run for the door the sweetie nipped me on the arse, I swear blind he winked at me when I turned round to slap him one ... :eek:
 
You're obviously very attractive to horses Lobelia. Do you look like Celine Dion or something? :p
Or perhaps you're an oul' mare?

Pass me my coat.....
 
beakboo said:
You're obviously very attractive to horses Lobelia. Do you look like Celine Dion or something? :p
Or perhaps you're an oul' mare?

Pass me my coat.....
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Wot, skinny French Canadian?? Nope, probably an oul' mare like

Are you off somewhere nice then dear? Don't forget your hat ...

Oh and a post on another site just reminded me of the cat we used to have [neutered male] who would shag anything furry, he used to attack slippers, cuddly toys, clothes left on the floor ... anyhoo, I woke up one morning and couldn't move my head, because the fecking cat was making mad passionate love to my [at that time] long hair :eek!!!!:
 
Beans on Toes

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2828797.stm
Beans on toes puzzles police


The man poured beans over the woman's feet
A female shop assistant had beans and other foodstuffs poured over her feet by a man who falsely claimed he was raising money for charity.
The man entered a shop in the New Town area of Edinburgh and told the woman he was performing bizarre stunts for Comic Relief.

He asked the young woman to close her eyes and guess what foods he was covering her feet with.

He then poured various tinned foods over her feet, including baked beans.

The man had said he was being sponsored to carry out the stunts but there were no witnesses with him and no money was handed to him

Police spokeswoman
The man, believed to be in his early 30s, took a number of photographs of her feet before leaving.

Lothian and Borders Police said that when the woman told her friends what had happened in the incident on Tuesday afternoon, she realised she had been duped.

The woman was not assaulted and no money was taken but police have warned the public to be on the alert and voiced concern about the man's bizarre behaviour.

A spokeswoman said: "It was only on reflection she realised that perhaps she had been conned and should not have taken part.

"We are not clear what the motive was but apparently it was not a genuine attempt to raise funds for charity.

"We are keen to speak to any other women who may have been approached by this man."

'Alarming behaviour'

The spokeswoman said the shop assistant was "very embarrassed".

She said: "The man had said he was being sponsored to carry out the stunts but there were no witnesses with him and no money was handed to him.

"This was clearly very odd and alarming behaviour and this certainly does not seem like a genuine attempt to raise money for charity."

The man was 5ft 8in tall, of medium build with short dark hair and he had what the woman described as an educated accent.

He was wearing a red and white or yellow striped T-shirt.

A spokeswoman for Comic Relief said: "This man did not ask for money. If he was doing this for charity, I imagine he would have asked for money.

"We never encourage people to carry out fund raising projects on strangers.

"We also encourage them not to do anything that will harm people in any way."
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:D worrying but quite funny
 
Indeed I think this man needs some recognition.

May I propose a toast :rolleyes:
 
Sounds like a bloke I "met" online [who'd gotten my name from tall people website], he kept asking me to send him pictures of my beautiful big feet, I may be over 6' tall but I only wear a UK size 6, I wonder how many other women on the tall list were pestered by him? It a pretty common fetish apparently
 
Feet are horrid.
Lobelia...6 foot with size 6 feet? Isn't that like balancing a pin on the sharp end?
 
should we be as worried by people being ready to cover their feet in beans for charity?:rolleyes:
 
Fetishists have used the guise of charity before to sucker people
into satisfying their fantasies. Feet seem a favourite target.

The Southport Sock Duo filled their house with stinky socks they
had begged from people in pubs and clubs. No one seemed to
ask how these objects would help raise money: it was daft so
it was charity. The weirdest thing was that they were sent to
jail - a bit like sending them to heaven. :rolleyes:

The lurid details are in a thread about Walkers Crisps from way
back.
 
How stupid would you have to be?

It wasn't me by the way. ;)
 
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