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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

New for fall: Wireless S&M!
You have the impression that the disasters of the world do not touch you anymore? You feel vaguely sorry for other people's misfortunes but you don't feel the inner urge which used to make you help your neighbour ? WiFi-SM is the solution !

What is WiFi-SM ?

WiFi-SM is an Internet connected wireless device that you can fix on any part of your body. It automatically detects the information from approximately 4,500 news sources worldwide updated continuously and analyses them looking for specific keywords such as death, kill, murder, torture, rape, war, virus etc.. Each time the text of the news contains one of these keywords, your WiFi-SM device is activated through the Wi-Fi network and provides you with an electric impulse. This impulse is calibrated so that you can feel a certain amount of pain, but is completely safe.

Lower your guilt complex ! OR GET REFUND
Thanks to its new P2P technology (Pain-to-Pain), WiFi-SM allows you to set the level of pain (within certain limits ) or personalize your list of keywords. WiFi-SM fits any part of your body and is very discrete. You can bring it with you anywhere you want, at work, while jogging, you can even sleep with it. After a few weeks of WiFi-SM, you will definitely become again the human being you once were . Get rid of your guilt feelings and you will be more helpful to others.

The first 50 electric impulses are offered (only 0.5 $ per extra impulse)
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Sorry to disappoint all you closet S&M types, but, umm...that's not a real product, it's a socio-political art website.
 
TJ_Honeysuckle said:
Sorry to disappoint all you closet S&M types, but, umm...that's not a real product, it's a socio-political art website.
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yes, but the hardware & software to do this already exist. It's a infinitesimal leap to put that data stream and that form of output together. I predict we see an implentation up on hackaday within the year.

http://www.ambientdevices.com
(via http://infosthetics.com/ )

Sort of a electronic version of Stanislaw Lem's "altruzine". (hey, we're tangentally back on the topic of sex, again!)

Every so called leader in this world should have such a device wired directly to their testicles. (sorry about the assumption there...) But the most likely adopeters of this would seem to be monks or weirdos.

(And doesn't this concept suffer from the flaw that it only processes "suffering" noticed by our societal newsgathering capabilities. Kind of has a built-in bias, doesn't it?)
 
Screetch Sanchez???

Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'

Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him.

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.
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I heard he was struggling financially, which may explain the release of this new tape. Some people will watch anything.
 
Friend of my son's makes gay porn fillums in Edinburgh. Reckons he can find Sonny a slot if he gets hard up.

I said, you're in there, M8! ;)
 
Animal Bordellos of Norway

Animal bordellos draw Norwegians
Denmark's animal bordellos reportedly draw Norwegian clients, but both countries have loopholes that make such establishments legal.

Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer. On the Internet Danish animal owners advertise openly that they offer sex with animals, without intervention from police or other authorities, Danish newspaper 24timer reports.

In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex. The cost to the client varied from DKK 500-1,000 (USD 85-170).

Legal gray area
The Norwegian Food Safety Authority's section chief for animal welfare, Torunn Knævelsrud, could not rule out that such a bordello could be legal here as well.

"It is difficult to say yes or no," Knævelsrud told Aftenposten.no. As long as basics like shelter, feed and care are in place, and injury or suffering to the animal can not be documented, there are no other ways to attack an animal bordello under existing Norwegian law.

"It could be that the animals don't really care," Knævelsrud said. "But I think it is in the nature of the case that animals will often be victims of injury, stress or suffering in connection with sexual acts with humans. Either that they are held fast, or frightened, or suffer pain or physical injury," Knævelsrud said.

New legislation?
A new Norwegian Animal Protection Act is underway and there have been proposals, from the Norwegian Animal Welfare Alliance among others, that sexual intercourse with animals must be forbidden.

"The acts provoke moral disgust. The question is whether immorality should be made illegal. The FSA group discussing the new animal protection act has been in disagreement about this," Knævelsrud said.

According to the 24timer report, Germans, Dutchmen, Swedes and Norwegians visit the Danish bordellos, and a web site devoted to bestiality claimed that many of Denmark's animal sex clients stem from Norway.

A farmer who sells animal sex said he is extremely surprised that foreigners are ready to travel so far for it. "But the clients tell us that it is much simpler to buy animal sex in Denmark than in their own country," a horse owner from Nord-Jylland told the newspaper.

A new dissertation from the Institute of Criminology at the University of Oslo showed that Norwegian veterinarians know of at least 124 cases of animal sex abuse in Norway. The thesis reports that 22 percent of Norwegian veterinarians suspect or are sure that they have treated animals that have been sexually abused by humans.
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. . . and if there were girlies with big bosoms grazing on all fours in every green field, some guys would still want to pay for it! :p
 
Sex with animals is illegal in Britain. No arguments about whether the animal suffers or not - it is all against the law. Well, penetration (by/of) animals is. I think it's OK to have them round to watch porn, and heavy petting might not be ruled out.

Sexual Offences Act 2003 - check out Section 69.
 
Yup, living animals and dead persons are illegal . . . and brothels:-(



:idea: Come to the Dead Zebra Private Dining Rooms and enjoy an hour with the dead zebra of your choice. Pay only for what you eat! :idea:
 
James M8, they'd be flogging a dead horse.
 
escargot1 said:
A service to our male readers. Caution: not safe for work!
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Not safe at all, escargot! This medical page of the consequences contains gruesome pics:

http://www.edu.rcsed.ac.uk/Case%20Prese ... s/CP49.htm

There are many accounts of DIY genital ops on the Internet. In some cases these self-circumcisions seem to be inspired by peer-pressure. There are also various tortuous-looking ways to restore lost prepuces, should pressure be the the other way. Following link is a rare case where an African girl injured herself fatally by seeking to perform her own traditional genital mutilation when her enlightened mother forbade it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/5109094.stm

The rôle of peer-pressure in these cases can be seen in this historical account of the operation called Epispasm, a reverse-circumcision which upwardly-mobile Jews felt would allow them to be less naked at the Roman baths:

http://www.cirp.org/library/restoration/hall1/

:shock:
 
*crosses legs uncomfortably*

*remembers she's female, sighs with relief*

*finds female 'circumcision' item*

:shock:

*legs stay crossed*
 
Lordy! I had not imagined the old turtle-neck as an inspiration to song!

This site promoting a restoration aid has a song-contest with Quicktime samples of the winners.

http://tlctugger.com/Song_Contest_Gallery.htm

Elsewhere on the site are some graphic before-and-after pictures.

I have my doubts about that Before shot. :?
 
LINK

Woman joins small club of ‘consecrated virgins’
43-year-old in New York turns down sex for Jesus in rare Catholic ceremony

EAST AURORA, N.Y. - She stood at the altar in a white gown and veil, but she was there for no earthly man. Lori Rose Cannizzaro was dedicating her virginity to Jesus.

Saturday's rare Catholic ceremony, one her own pastor didn't know existed, turned the 42-year-old into a "consecrated virgin." Fewer than 200 women in the United States and 2,000 worldwide have declared their perpetual virginity this way, according to U.S. Association of Consecrated Virgins.

"There are people who think I'm nuts," Cannizzaro said. The ceremony was a revival of one of the church's oldest rituals.

Mystical marriage
The rite is available only to virgins, who agree to abstain from sex so they can dedicate their lives to Jesus Christ in what the association describes as a mystical marriage and a profound spiritual blessing. Each woman wears a band on her left ring finger as a symbol, much like a wedding band.

Cannizzaro, who is not a nun, will continue to live on her own and work as a cook at Christ the King Seminary in a Buffalo suburb. She said she has plenty of support from family and friends.

"It is a good and holy thing to want to be in a virginal state," she said. The ceremony was just the second of its kind performed in the Diocese of Buffalo.

‘Dating wasn’t working’
The idea of consecrated virgins faded in the Middle Ages, but Pope Paul VI restored the rite in 1970. Only a bishop can perform the special Mass. Bishop Edward Kmiec led Cannizzaro's ceremony at her home parish, Immaculate Conception.

Cannizzaro, who spent the past two years taking seminary classes in preparation, said she knew more than a decade ago she would be better off single.

"Dating wasn't working. I wasn't connecting," she said. "Not that I never wanted to be married or never wanted children."
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How much weirder than weird sex can no sex be? :lol:
 
"Dating wasn't working. I wasn't connecting," she said.
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Rather sad, that. :(


As for me, I'm a born-again virgin... 8)

(With the right publicist, I could make a fortune out of this! :D )
 
rynner: thumbs up. sorry you don't already have an agent, i''ll steal that line...

:D 8)
 
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Slutty schoolgirls and self-circumcisions: All in a day's work for a urologist

They may only be taking the piss, but urologists are complaining about being plagued by an increasing number of embarrassing incidents related to, well, the parts of the body they normally have to deal with, according to Weekly Playboy (9/18).

Take the schoolgirl who's become a regular at one urologist's for treatment of her boyfriends' chlamydia, a sexually transmitted disease.

"Every time she comes in, she's with a different guy. She tells me that her boyfriend complains that it hurts when he pees and asks me to fix him up," the urologist tells Weekly Playboy, who adds that it's the girl herself who is responsible for transmitting the ailment to her plentiful partners. "She's basically become like a test tube for cultivating the disease. Whenever her boyfriend of the time starts complaining that it hurts when he tries to urinate, she tells him that she knows a good doctor and brings him to me."

It's not just schoolgirls who are creating problems for urologists. One young man created havoc when he sought help for a case of genital herpes. A young, female nurse was entrusted with the job of applying ointment to his affected part, but was soon rushing to the urologist for assistance.

"I was baffled," the urologist says. "She was screaming out, 'Doctor, the patient's member has turned black and it's standing up like a rocket.' I went in to have a look and quickly realized the 'problem' was nothing more than the patient enjoying the treatment he was receiving a bit too much."

The urologist says he sought to reassure his nurse and told her: "That's only an erection."

"She told me, 'I know that. It's just I've never seen one that big before,'" the urologist says. "My face turned bright red."

Also causing a kerfuffle is the increasing number of patients seeking prostate massages. Go to a urologist and the massage is covered by health insurance, reducing its cost to a few hundred yen; a mere fraction of what they would have to pay for the same treatment if sought through a professional sex service, where prostate massages are currently popular options on many courses.

One urologist says that he thought many of the young men were visiting his clinic to have a young nurse to administer their prostate massages for thrills, but he was shocked to learn that most of them were actually hoping he'd be the one putting the rubber gloves on.

"It's because there are so few professional sex services for homosexual men. And it's only really urologists and those treating venereal diseases who offer treatment on the sphincter," the urologist tells Weekly Playboy. "Some patients develop a real liking for prostate massages, but I put on the gloves and make sure I let them have it so rough they won't ever want to come back for more. But even after I've really given it to them, they still keep coming back for more."

Also in that neck of the woods was one man who complained of, well, a pain in the ass that resulted from that patient's chosen form of self-pleasure.

"I was shocked when I had a look through the rectal camera," a urologist says. "There were traces of wax all through his bowels, and then I found a candle wick."

At the other end of town, so to speak, are those into do-it-yourself circumcision, a procedure that initially seems attractive compared to the option of forking out the considerable sums cosmetic surgeons charge to do it, but often not working out as planned, as one high school boy discovered to his chagrin.

"I realize high school boys don't have much cash on them, but going that far to save a bit of money is overdoing it. This quiet, serious kid walked into my clinic with the lower half of his body drenched in blood. Naturally, he'd turned pale," a urologist tells Weekly Playboy, adding that the lad had tried to lop off the extra bit on the top by stretching it out and hacking into it with a knife of the type usually used in handicrafts. "I told him that he had to go to a hospital to undergo the sort of procedure he'd been seeking. Apparently, blood had spurted out everywhere. It wouldn't have been so bad if this kid was the only one I had to treat after such an incident. But he was just one of several who'd done pretty much exactly the same thing." (By Ryann Connell)
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I'm beginning to think your previous post is the answer to this whole thread :?
 
From Mr Rings article
"She's basically become like a test tube for cultivating the disease"
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And Escargot, the picture of the boiled egg top lopper was most disturbing!!! :(
 
And Escargot, the picture of the boiled egg top lopper was most disturbing!!

The means is entirely irrelevant. It's a vile thing to do. Only cultural cringe allows it. :(
 
I have an egg lopper with inward-facing spikes instead of a circular action but it was too disturbing to show. :lol:
 
More seriously, Eric Stener Carlson, who is an official with the International Labour Organisation, published a paper recently called 'The Hidden Prevalence of Male Sexual Assault During War', which makes sobering reading.

He finds that men are equally as likely as women to suffer sexual humiliation and assault in war situations, and gives BTMG (Blunt Trauma to the Male Genitals) as an example of the particular harm which men incur.

As I shall mention below, the ICTY* was a pioneer in the way it conceived of and investigated sexual assault in the mid-1990s. That it investigated mass sexual assault against women was a major advancement, for this is a human rights violation to which investigators, historically, have turned a blind eye. Of further note was that the International Tribunal considered that men, too, could be victims of sexual assault. (If the topic of sexual assault against women in times of war has been uncomfortably pushed to the side of the agenda, then the topic of sexual assault against men has been treated as particularly taboo.)
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*International Criminal Tribunal for the Former Yugoslavia

If you google 'BTMG Carlson' you'll find his British Journal of Criminology article. It is available off-subscription at www.spitting-image.net.

A real eye-opener. :(
 
well wasn't in the past the women considered part of the "spoils of war" and raping and pillaging par for the course? I am always amazed when people tell me oh we live in horrible dangerous times, people are so much worse today...when every history book or text i have ever read contradicts this. If anything i think the opposite is true. Of course not in every part of the world, but as we have civilised over the last several hundred years i think our cruelty to each other has much decreased. Just my own humble opinion.
 
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