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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

gl5211 said:
well wasn't in the past the women considered part of the "spoils of war" and raping and pillaging par for the course?
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Anyone remember Dave Allen's gay Viking -

Viking 1: 'Kill the women & rape the men!'
Viking 2: 'Don't you mean "kill the men, rape the women?"'
Viking 1: '(Blows kiss) You play your games, I'll play mine...'

gl5211 said:
I am always amazed when people tell me oh we live in horrible dangerous times, people are so much worse today...when every history book or text i have ever read contradicts this. If anything i think the opposite is true. Of course not in every part of the world, but as we have civilised over the last several hundred years i think our cruelty to each other has much decreased. Just my own humble opinion.
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Yeah - in WWI, the nasty Hun invaded Belgium, raped nuns, and bayonetted babies. Actually, they didn't. However, in WWII, they apparently did... (or close enough).

I would reckon that man's cruelty has actually increased over the years, to meet up with the mythic tales from yesteryear - the former Yugoslavia didn't have time, or secrecy enough, to construct concentration (death) camps, but they had time to ethnically cleanse...
 
Eric Stener Carlson's point is that the 'women as spoils of war' tradition is a myth, in that men were/are abused as often as the women. For example, the 'BTMG' strategy is believed to be a method of sterilising any men taken prisoner.

All the abuses he describes happen in present-day warfare. He also notes that patternss of male/female violence in war are very different from how we normally perceive them: for example, when male prisoners were filmed being abused and humiliated by female American service personnel.

I recommend a close reading of the report. Not at bedtime, though. :(
 
This is weird. Remember Rael & the Raelians? Now he's offering Adopt a Clitoris:

We will build the "Pleasure Hospital"

The “Adopt a Clitoris” program launched by RAEL, spiritual leader of the Raelian Movement, has had a huge impact worldwide. Thank you all for your generosity!

Considering the huge number of Burkinabe women who are candidates to be operated on and as Clitoraid received offer from numerous doctors to travel to Ouagadougou and help rebuild the clitoris of all the excised women, the Prophet Rael declared: “Instead of using Clitoraid’s collected money to operate on just a few women, we should create the first Raelian Hospital, the “Pleasure Hospital”, and operate on all African women, for free, with the help of Raelian or non-Raelian benevolent doctors.”
Harold, a Raelian OBGYN from America, will lead the team of doctors who will operate in this new facility that should be built before the end of the year in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. It will be composed mainly of one operation room and two additional rooms. We will need about $70,000 to build and equip it. . We will keep you posted on the construction plans.

Adopt a clitoris, you can help make history
Following the announcement made by Dr Lankoande, OBGYN in Burkina Faso (West Africa), stating that women and children of all ages who have suffered the atrocities of clitoral excision, or female genital mutilation the equivalent of male castration in its barbarity, now have the possibility to regain sexual pleasure and be whole once again, thanks to medical advances and scientific progress. Rael, the spiritual leader of the Raelian Movement decided to help as many women as possible to regain their sense of pleasure and founded Clitoraid, a private non-profit organization with the aim to sponsor those women who want to have their clitoris rebuilt.

It is a crime against humanity that today, in this so called enlightened 21st century, women in under-developed countries are subjected by force to participate in the sex trades, are denied common freedoms as we know and enjoy in the west, and in certain cultures, are slaves to barbaric practices such as clitoral mutilation in the name of religion and, moreover, male dominance. You can help. Show your consciousness, support your sisters, and Adopt a Clitoris today!
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A very good cause. We should all put our hands in our pockets and dig deep.
 
Well, this has been an interesting, educational, and unsettling thread - it's taken me all evening to read through!

It all goes to show that someone somewhere will decide to stick anything anywhere. And if they don't, someone will at least draw it and release it onto the internet. :eek!!!!: I think that just about sums it up, really.

And some of those "Divine Interventions" things are, for some unaccountable reason, some of the most disturbing sex-toys I've seen. There's just something about them that makes me think "eeeeeeeeeeeeew, there's really no need for that". :?
 
LINK

Area man charged with bestiality
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
By TIM YOUNKMAN

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6. Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house. Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.
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Dead dogs make lousy lovers: they sleep around in gutters, they never answer when you call and they'll only give you roses when you compost them.

However, looking on the bright side, they don't gape into mobile phones, hog the bathroom or spend two hours fixing their faces to go out. They don't demand joint credit cards or girly drinks that smell like vomit and they don't discuss your genitalia with their mates. Good girl!

What if her name-tag does say Butch? - nobody's perfect! :spinning
 
DougalLongfoot said:
it doesn't say what gender the dog was, either.....
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And that makes it worse in what way?

Straight dead dog sex is okay but gay dead dog sex is not?
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It might be more along the lines of: was it vaginal or anal.... :shock:
 
It might be more along the lines of: was it vaginal or anal....
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I still don't see that one is better/worse than the other. Particularly after it was dead for a period of days!
 
Nude man has anal screwdriver
Friday, November 3, 2006

A nked man arrested for indecent exposure in California was held at gunpoint – on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon.

At this point, you might be wondering exactly where a naked man might conceal a weapon. We can confirm that the most wince-inducing possibility you're thinking of is the correct one.

He had a screwdriver hidden in his anus.

The police were first called in El Cerrito, California, on Thursday morning after reports that a naked man was masturbating in public, lying against a tree stump.

After arresting the man, identified as John Sheehan, for his masturbatory fun, Sergeant Paul Keith was about to put the man in the back of his car – but first, he asked him if there was anything the police should know about.

The man responded that he was concealing a screwdriver in his anal cavity. Which was honest of him.

Understandably, the police were a unsure what to do about this situation. So naturally, they called the fire brigade.

History doesn't record what the fire fighters said - we're guessing it was something along the lines of 'why the hell did you just call us to remove screwdriver from a man's bottom?' – but they soon came to the decision that a hospital would probably be the best place to extract an anal screwdriver.

At this point, the man offered to take out the screwdriver himself.

El Cerrito police spokesman Detective Corporal Don Horgan said: 'When he heard what they were talking about he said, “Hey, don't worry about it. I can do it.”'

So, held at gunpoint in case he tried any funny business, Sheehan removed a six-inch long metal screwdriver wrapped in electrical tape.

Sheehan was subsequently taken to jail – from which he was out on parole – without offering an explanatiojn of what the screwdriver had been doing up his anus.
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2
 
History doesn't record what the fire fighters said - we're guessing it was something along the lines of 'why the hell did you just call us to remove screwdriver from a man's bottom?' – but they soon came to the decision that a hospital would probably be the best place to extract an anal screwdriver.
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Those firemen sound rather more sensible than the policemen!
 
Were they expected to flush it out with their hoses? ;) (Then again, they do have more protective gear than cops...)
 
The big question of course, was it slotted. Phillips or a pozidriver?
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Man has sex with dead deer
Thursday, November 16, 2006

A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.

He is charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' – but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can't be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn't an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn't, was at the point of death, he argued.

He gave the example of a roast turkey – with which it would be illegal to have sex under the braoder interpretation of the law – claiming that it was unreasonable to suggest it should still be classified as an animal for the purposes of law.

In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal – pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.

Judge Michael Lucci noted when hearing the arguments that: 'I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case.'

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.
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I still don't see that one is better/worse than the other. Particularly after it was dead for a period of days!
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depending on how decomposed it was, there might not have been an actual difference between one or the other :shock: :wince: :nooo:
 
I am far too much of a lady to insert the obvious joke here. 8)
 
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Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."
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That'll make for a short date.

'I'll have that one, please. The well-built gentleman with the generously-proportioned neck.'
'Thank you for choosing me, ma'am!'

five minutes later

SMACK! RIP!

'Next!'
 
Hey, if Heidi Fleiss can learn her lesson, then so can Mike... oh. Never mind.
 
myf13 said:
History doesn't record what the fire fighters said -
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'Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub'

'Right men, we have an important job to do in Trumpton today'
 
My Bare Lady

My Bare Lady is a United Kingdom-based Fox Network reality TV show in which four American female porn stars will take acting lessons and perform in scenes from classic drama alongside British actors in London's West End.

The double-entendre name recalls the Pygmalion-inspired Audrey Hepburn film, My Fair Lady. Ironically, the title was also used in an actual pornographic film produced in 1989, which actually featured the stars singing as in the movie which it parodied. The 1989 version starred Shanna McCullough and Mike Horner, and featured Porsche Lynn, Randy West, Nina Hartley, and Aja, among others. The cast of the 2006 reality TV series has not been officially announced.

Current Cast Members (Unofficially announced in Oct. 2006):

Sasha Knox
Nautica Thorn
Chanel St. James
Kirsten Price
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