Cannibalism: Disturbing, Gory—Strangely Common

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The bar for giving the mentally-disturbed their 15 minutes of fame keeps on being raised, doesn’t it? It used to be that all you had to do was paint pictures with your own poo, or take a photo of a crucifix submerged in urine. Now the desperate, pathetic and decadent really have to jump through hoops.

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Neighbours have described hearing screams before a wife was murdered, dismembered and cooked by her husband.

...chef-turned-sex worker Marcus Volke, 27...Ms Prasetyo, a trans sex worker from Indonesia, married Volke in 2013. The couple had an unorthodox relationship...
Is there a Nobel Prize equivalent for understatement?

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The bar for giving the mentally-disturbed their 15 minutes of fame keeps on being raised, doesn’t it? It used to be that all you had to do was paint pictures with your own poo, or take a photo of a crucifix submerged in urine. Now the desperate, pathetic and decadent really have to jump through hoops.

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That's disgusting, they weren't even offered any sauces.
 

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But in a recent Reddit post, user IncrediblyShinyShart shared the story of a motorcycle crash that put him face-to-face with the macabre hypothetical. When a car hit his bike and sent him careening into a nearby forest, his foot was shattered to the point that he would never walk on it again. When the doctor asked if he wanted to amputate, his one question was, “Can I keep it?”
The doctor said yes. On Sunday, July 10, 2016, three weeks after the accident, Shiny, who prefers to remain anonymous, invited 10 of his most open-minded friends to a special brunch. They ate apple strudel, quiche puff pastries, fruit tarts, and chocolate cake. They drank gin lemonade punches and mimosas. And then the main course came out: fajita tacos made from Shiny's severed human limb.


https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf
 

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But in a recent Reddit post, user IncrediblyShinyShart shared the story of a motorcycle crash that put him face-to-face with the macabre hypothetical. When a car hit his bike and sent him careening into a nearby forest, his foot was shattered to the point that he would never walk on it again. When the doctor asked if he wanted to amputate, his one question was, “Can I keep it?”
The doctor said yes. On Sunday, July 10, 2016, three weeks after the accident, Shiny, who prefers to remain anonymous, invited 10 of his most open-minded friends to a special brunch. They ate apple strudel, quiche puff pastries, fruit tarts, and chocolate cake. They drank gin lemonade punches and mimosas. And then the main course came out: fajita tacos made from Shiny's severed human limb.


https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf
Was that the bloke from B3ta who gave us a running commentary on his amputation ?
 

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On Sunday, July 10, 2016, three weeks after the accident, Shiny, who prefers to remain anonymous, invited 10 of his most open-minded friends to a special brunch. They ate apple strudel, quiche puff pastries, fruit tarts, and chocolate cake. They drank gin lemonade punches and mimosas. And then the main course came out: fajita tacos made from Shiny's severed human limb.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf
I bet the mates all swigged plenty of alcoholic punch, lobbed down a load of pastries and cake and then, already green around the gills, eyed the tacos with troubled frowns.

'Shall we sit outside? Just a taste, ooh, lovely! Look, is that a sparrowhawk? They're getting rare!'
*flings taco over fence*
 
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Looks like a Ritual Cannibal Cult has been busted. But... a guy walks into a copshop and says he's tired of eating human flesh?!

Four men have appeared in a South African court facing charges of cannibalism after one allegedly walked into a police station declaring he was "tired" of eating human flesh.

When questioned further, the man produced part of a human leg and hand.

Police then accompanied the man back to a house in KwaZulu-Natal where more body parts were found.

Four men, two of them traditional healers, were arrested and charged with murder and conspiracy to murder.

They appeared in Estcourt Magistrate's Court, about 175km (110 miles) north-west of Durban, on Monday.

A police spokesperson told the BBC that it is possible that the four young men, aged between 22 and 32 years old, are part of a bigger syndicate.

The investigation is still under way, with police urging people whose relatives have disappeared in the vicinity of Estcourt to come forward. ...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41007413
Court case concludes.

A man who told police officers that he was "tired" of eating human flesh has been sentenced to life in prison for killing a woman in South Africa for her body parts.

Nino Mbatha, a traditional healer, was charged last year for the murder of Zanele Hlatshwayo. The Pietermaritzburg high court found Mbatha and a second man, Lungisani Magubane, guilty of the murder, which was described by Judge Peter Olsen as "the most heinous crime". Mbatha walked into a police station in Estcourt, a town in South Africa's KwaZulu-Natal province, last year. He announced that he needed police assistance because he was "tired" of eating body parts, according to 'The Witness' newspaper.

Two police officers listening to the healer's story did not believe him as he appeared unstable, the judge said. But Mbatha then produced a human hand and leg from his bag. A team of investigators later travelled to the 33-year-old's house, where they found more body parts.

https://www.independent.ie/world-ne...f-eating-humans-jailed-for-life-37625498.html
 

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An alleged self-confessed cannibal is said to have cut up his mother into more than 1,000 tiny pieces. Jobless waiter Alberto Sanchez Gomez reportedly made the gruesome confession to officers and said he shared parts of the body with his pet dog. Gomez, 26, was arrested when detectives turned up at his family home in Madrid to inquire about missing OAP Maria Soledad Gomez.

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/pict...ther-1000-pieces-fed-dog-8722196/?ito=cbshare

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An alleged self-confessed cannibal is said to have cut up his mother into more than 1,000 tiny pieces. Jobless waiter Alberto Sanchez Gomez reportedly made the gruesome confession to officers and said he shared parts of the body with his pet dog. Gomez, 26, was arrested when detectives turned up at his family home in Madrid to inquire about missing OAP Maria Soledad Gomez.

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/pict...ther-1000-pieces-fed-dog-8722196/?ito=cbshare

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"1000 tiny pieces"? What a hard working young man, he should be rewarded with a job as a chef or butcher.
 
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