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Sprite666

Fresh Blood
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Does this mean in 9 months there'll be loads of these guys running round the church? ;)

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Yithian

Parish Watch
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Coal

The Ultimate Skepticus
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Not exactly a headline, but today on Wikipedia's home page, in the section Did you know...

I think there's a Viz comic strip in that.
Perhaps the protagonists could be called 'Sharon' and 'Tracey'?
 

Erinaceus

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The company specialises in providing electronic tracking and security devices for motorcycles and farm ATVs
So does that mean they hadn't installed their tracking devices on them or that it doesn't work?
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Well, it could be - a 'prequel' to 'The Terminator'.
Which reminds me - the most recent in the franchise 'Dark Fate' (2019) is on the box tonight.
 

Mythopoeika

I am a meat popsicle
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Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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It'd have to some kind of near-impossible feat to achieve though.
Currently there are only 10 people in space.
Only 3 of them are female.
2 of them are on the ISS and the other is on the Tiangong space station.
https://whoisinspace.com/
 

kesavaross

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But how ?

Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females'

Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/we...-not-masturbate-space-27546310?int_source=nba
So do they just stand in a corner, knock one out, and let all the end result float around?

Maybe it's just simply a case of having no Kleenex or an odd sock lying around.
 

Bad Bungle

Tutti but not Frutti.
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You'd think Durex would be on it like a shot with a sponsorship deal.
Wondering if the Panspermia seeding of our patch of Space started with a little 'me time' aboard a Galactic cruiser.
 
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