Sillyhuron
Ephemeral Spectre
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Sorry Sid, I was just being ironic. I wouldn't wanna be the poor schmuck trying to fix that beast. Or sourcing the parts.

I was going to make a snarky comment, but then read that this guy is only 19. Sad that someone this young has such serious addiction (alcohol and drugs) issues.Cork man carrying pitchfork punched people before stealing scooter
https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/courtandcrime/arid-41255632.html
I knew zombies were useful for something.Zombie Uprisings Can Help Us Predict How Future Pandemics Spread
https://www.sciencealert.com/zombie-uprisings-can-help-us-predict-how-future-pandemics-spread
I have visions of pensioners dressed as pirates fighting it out,
Tory MP smokes banned tobacco from contract killer cellmate’s anal passage
I couldn’t actually bring myself to watch the video but the MP is Johnny Mercer & it’s from tv show Banged Up.
He didn’t - he stored the tobacco up his arse for safe keeping. It was then extracted & a fag rolled & smoked in the usual way. I think you’d find it difficult to light a cigarette in yer jacksy.Why did the cellmate light up tobacco in his bum?
People are strange.
I knew that, I was just making a daft comment. You know me.He didn’t - he stored the tobacco up his arse for safe keeping. It was then extracted & a fag rolled & smoked in the usual way. I think you’d find it difficult to light a cigarette in yer jacksy.
He didn’t - he stored the tobacco up his arse for safe keeping. It was then extracted & a fag rolled & smoked in the usual way. I think you’d find it difficult to light a cigarette in yer jacksy.
I reckon someone like Le Petomane could do it.Oo, I like experts, can you elaborate on the difficulties of lighting a cigarette in yer jacksy? Asking for a friend...![]()
I haven't seen flip flops since the 70's! .. it's all surf board non slip stuff these days where I live.. I'm not complaining because I own two pairs and they're groovy. I haven't hit anyone with one yet.Musselburgh man who hit woman with flip flop fails to appear in court
https://www.eastlothiancourier.com/...h-man-hit-woman-flip-flop-fails-appear-court/
Good to see that the press in places other than Cork get excited by everyday events at the Petty Sessions.
I haven't hit anyone with one yet.
What are you waiting for man? - you live in Cromer..I haven't seen flip flops since the 70's! .. it's all surf board non slip stuff these days where I live.. I'm not complaining because I own two pairs and they're groovy. I haven't hit anyone with one yet.
I used to wear them indoors in summer until a few years ago, but now go for 'sliders' which don't have the annoying bit in between your toes.I haven't seen flip flops since the 70's! .. it's all surf board non slip stuff these days where I live.. I'm not complaining because I own two pairs and they're groovy. I haven't hit anyone with one yet.
Weddings, funerals, job interviews..... perfectly normal. In the middle east.There's an old nutter ... er ... eccentric that wears them out, rain or shine, to go shopping, pub etc.
I've recently read a book* about refugees fleeing from Syria and one of the characters they met along the way, in spite of being offered a pair of trainers, insisted on keeping with a pair of flip flops he'd begged off a woman in Greece. I couldn't understand how he'd walked so far in the same old pair of flip flops. I never could get on with them myself.Weddings, funerals, job interviews..... perfectly normal. In the middle east.
https://www.lythamstannes.news/news...kti2-OA2XzMEZF9NQo7Dj01eWwZWakCjWJ9nI0zXtO4qINaked Professional Baritone Opera Singer Tasered In Lytham
Professional opera singer, Mark Holland, armed himself with a bow and arrow, and went on a totally terrifying rampage at the Belmar Nursing Home (pictured) in Stanley Road, off Clifton Drive, on the afternoon of Monday 2nd October. The petrified staff at the Home called the Police at 1.35 p.m. after the enraged voluntary resident lost his temper when he was told that he could not go out shopping.
- BY PRIVATE EYE
- OCTOBER 27, 2023