Which bit of this don't you like?-
God said through JC- "Love one another, feed the hungry, house the homeless, clothe the destitute, tend the sick, visit the prisoners, look after the poor"
Jesus says hate your own family: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. Luke 14:26
Now what does this say about Jesus' relationship with Joseph, Mary and God?
Jesus' Cult Leader nonsense: He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Mattew 10:37
Yeah, but he that demandeth that you betray your own family for the cult is not to be trusted, amirite?
Jesus' hypocrisy, just one example: He told his followers not to call anyone a fool. "Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. Mattew 5:22
Yet he often called his critics and disciples fools. e.g. Ye fools and blind. Matthew 23:17 Ye fools. Luke 11:40 O fools, and slow of heart to believe. Luke 24:25
So much for walking a mile in another guys shoes or, y'know, actually being true to his own teachings.
Jesus encourages self mutilation: And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off ... And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off ... And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. Mark 9:43-48
Did Jesus really suggest you should self mutilate, y'know, like castrate yourself?
Jesus says castrate yourself: There are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. Matthew 19:12
If that wasn't clear enough and you though the message was somehow a metaphor for something else, Jesus wants you to chop your own dick off. I say all you good Christians should totally go for it , for your reward in heaven shall surely be the greater for this act of faith.
Jesus was a good Jew and totally demands that you follow all the Levitical Laws to the letter: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. Matthew 5:17
Jesus says if you cuss at your parents you deserve the death penalty: God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death. Matthew 15:14
Yeah, except you have to also hate your parents. Make up your mind Jesus. I think hatred and cussing go hand in hand myself.
Jesus endorses the capture, condemnation and eternal torture of everyone who disagrees with him: The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Matthew 13:41-46
'Cause Jesus IS the kwisatz haderach... I mean the son of man and all that.
Jesus was a false prophet: Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom. Matthew 16:28. Mark 13:30. Luke 21:32.
Just to be clear this was all about all the stars falling from the sky at the end of the world. So that should have happened in th 1st Century AD, but it never ever did.
Jesus says war is cool: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. Matthew 10:34
also...
He that is not with me is against me. Matthew 12:30. Now where have we heard that before? Hmm... pretty much every dictator ever.
Jesus sometimes utterly contradicts himself while being rude about people: O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? ... Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would see a sign from thee. But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign. Matthew 12:34-39
Yeah, so Jesus goes around performing miracles all the time to people who don't believe in him, then suddenly he says this? Remember that the Pharisees are the very same people who brought Jesus all those nice baby gifts too. What an ungrateful sod.
That whole take care of the poor stuff... sometimes Jesus wasn't so into it: Unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath. Matthew 25:29
Distinct hint of nepotism and corruption about the whole deal. Not the work of a good and just totalitarian sky tyrant at all.
Jesus makes uncomfortable metaphors about how the Kingdom of heaven is basically a slave state and he's fine with that: The kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants. And when he had begun to reckon, one was brought unto him, which owed him ten thousand talents. But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made. Matthew 18:23-25
Of course the list could just go on and on and on and on and on.
I personally don't think Jesus was ever a real person, I think he is a literary fiction put together by a bunch of arseholes to justify whatever horrid crap they wanted to inflict on people. To quote Jesus again "You know them by the fruit they bear" Matthew 7:16, and Jesus' religion is just awful. It's teachings are awful, they can be used to justify the worst atrocities. It is a short trip from One God, One Chosen People, One Promised Land, One Messiah, to Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuherer.