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The Haven chippy in Stonehaven has re-opened under new management and is still selling deep fried mars bars. enjoy

my 10 point plan in britain:- 1) brats with parent/s, guardian/s put in the stocks for public humiliation for a month (f-ck human rights!) 2) put notices in local areas/papers with names/photos, detailing crimes of the brats 3) employ the guys from singapore with the bamboo canes(?), to...

blair is a bitch/arse licker of shurbs? what shrub wants, blair gives! Thats why

bye for now

ooer :wink:

prof. that sounds like its a multiversal scam :wink: every dimension has their own equivilent :D

i wonder if the garage owner ever kept a diary? and he wrote a bout the day he had a weird encounter. and kept the money?

by the gods! when will the shrub admin realise, that theyre behaving like spoilt little brats? just send them to the "naughty step/ naughty corner" for a 5 min "time out" until theyve learnt their lesson :roll:

sid james played henry the 8th

well my copy arrived today at 6am :shock: my f/mate didnt hear a thing, when it was posted or materialised/teleported onto the mat :_omg: so unless owen has trained a load of ninja polts riding around in ghostly milkfloats delivering the mags like anti-mib's? i havent a clue

ive been told seperately by two different people, that pink floyd's song. "see emily play" is 'bout child abuse? can anyone confirm or deny this charge?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lanc ... 167348.stm Farmer jailed over pony cruelty A farmer was jailed for five months and disqualified from keeping animals for life after admitting causing unnecessary suffering to 11 ponies. John Askew, 69, who is known as Brian, from Bacup...

i prefer the late great kenny everett's version of marcel marceau. better graphics and sound ;)

and dont forget:- "an age" by brian aldiss. tis a classic :D

and theres "the journey to the west/monkey" aswell with gods, demons, immortality, cryptozoology (dragons)

theres also Ramayana and Mahabharata. which could be thougth of as ancient sci-fi stories?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4142444.stm Animal ban for woman 'in squalor' A woman who kept a dog, cats, birds and hamsters in a house full of rubbish has been banned from keeping animals for 10 years by a judge. Former carer Hazel Marian Jones, 55, had admitted two charges of...

i spose hg wells knew about this machine? and used it for the fighting machines

the cure for cancer, the dancers at the end of time, elric(?) to name a few by michael moorcock try here:- http://www.multiverse.org/ or here:- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls= ... ck&spell=1

a bit late for this? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4720797.stm In search of Bigfoot Even the scientists who are DNA testing hair found in a suspected Bigfoot print say they expect the results to come back as bear or bison. Why is the myth of this huge ape-like beast so powerful...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4727263.stm US boy killed over baseball taunt A US boy who killed another teenager with a baseball bat has been sent to a youth detention centre until he is 25. The 13-year-old murdered Jeremy Rourke, 15, after being teased about losing a...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/4727077.stm Roman lead industry found in bog Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of a Roman lead smelting site in a peat bog in Ceredigion. Dating back about 2,000 years, Cambria Archaeology said mines in the Borth area could have supplied...

off track the above always sounds like i lost my heart to a draught excluder etc etc :d

ok therell be a small/minor eruption of the yellowstone caldera by the end of the year

looks like hes remaking a norman wisdom film in that suit

boudicca loves eating sugar paste

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4716207.stm Bones examined in settler mystery The life of the first prehistoric settlers in north-east Scotland is to be examined in a Europe-wide research programme. Aberdeen University is sending 23 skeletons from its collection to Sheffield...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 711947.stm Hong Kong's honour for Bruce Lee Kung-fu film star Bruce Lee is to be remembered in Hong Kong with a statue to mark his 65th birthday. The bronze statue, to be unveiled in November, will honour Lee as "Chinese film's bright star of...

i wouldnt be surprised if most of those phone calls came from bnp members/supporters

got mine yesterday the ink has run/smeared on some pages and some pages are wrinkled too :( (must be due to a phantom drip? :shock: ) and yes the wrapper was sealed nice to see letters bout the delivery mystery aswell :D and some of the clues to the x-word are very cryptic indeed...

maybe hes a xtianofascist? :D

so, the authorities would have to ask everyone to remove all metal and glass objects (and possibly their clothing) from their person before using the ray? would that be, incase people would sue whoever, for injuries. because they werent warned before hand? yeah riiiiight!

if theyre in the book of 5 rings, i have :D

for more info, try here:- http://www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewt ... 15&start=0 and here:- http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q= ... rack&meta=

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4675343.stm Zoroastrians search for their roots Khojeste Mistree of Mumbai (Bombay) is a known Zoroastrian scholar and historian. He is a self-proclaimed conservative member of India's tiny Zoroastrian Iranian or Parsi community, trying to...

ive bourght a dvd copy of earth v the flying saucers for a 1£ (havent watched it yet, i might even go back this week to see if theres any more good films :D )

and their daily mantra:- I'm a little teapot, short and stout Here's my handle, here's my spout. When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout. Tip me up and pour me out :D

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4676751.stm Universe 'too queer' to grasp Scientist Professor Richard Dawkins has opened a global conference of big thinkers warning that our Universe may be just "too queer" to understand. Professor Dawkins, the renowned Selfish Gene author from...

(not sure if this is the right place? its only cos i cant think of a witty title :D) http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4636121.stm Venter revives synthetic bug talk Craig Venter - one of the scientists behind the sequencing of the human genetic code - aims to construct a living...

Re: New Erenna: Deadly Red Light Sea Creature more on this story http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4659465.stm Deep-sea animal hunts with light A new species of deep-sea animal has been discovered, which uses glowing red tentacles to lure small fish to their deaths, Science...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4678897.stm Bible theme park wins charity status The Holy Land Experience, a bible-based theme park that is more about Moses than Mickey Mouse, has won its four-year fight to avoid paying taxes. Set up in 1991, the $16m park tries to take visitors...

i know this may sound daft, (ive proberly asked this elsewhere) but re:- the first picture, 'bove the door. there is a design that appears to similar to "the wings of isis". is there any connection with ancient egypt? iirc ancient egypt did have trading links with that part of the world

:wtf: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4689459.stm US police pursue girl over rock An 11-year-old girl who threw a rock at a group of boys pelting her with water balloons is being prosecuted on serious assault charges in California. Maribel Cuevas was arrested in April in a...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4681771.stm Prayer 'no aid to heart patients' Therapies such as prayer and homeopathy are widely used, although past studies looking at the impact of care on patients' health have had mixed results. The results of this study contradict earlier findings...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4683903.stm The very name, sleeping sickness, may give the impression that it is an uncomplicated ailment, which passes after a while, much like a mild fever. But in reality, the complete opposite is true, says Professor Sanjeev Krishna of St...

the cover wouldve been even better if it was embossed/raised, so the martain stood proud

dont forget to pick up your coat on the way out :D

death duty inheritance tax (beer tax/fag tax)? stamp duty

Police investigate horse attacks http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sout ... 664407.stm Police in Sheffield are investigating stabbing attacks on two horses. In both cases the animals were roaming secure fields in the Ecclesfield area when they were cut, South Yorkshire Police have...

off track as it were :D ryn: theres a programme on bbc2 weds afternoons called the map man