- Feb 5, 2011
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l would have thought that just being Welsh was quite an effective reducer of opportunities to breed.Welsh goat population rockets after Covid cancels contraception drive
Maybe the PM has a shy bladder and can't go anywhere but at his own homeJapan is spending £1m a year on an empty prime minister’s mansion. Are ghosts to blame?
Update ... Here's a more detailed description of the incendiary incident from Jody Thompson - the woman to whom it happened.Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candle explodes into flames causing an ‘inferno’ in a woman’s living room
These two headlines were together in the Guardian Australian edition:Update ... Here's a more detailed description of the incendiary incident from Jody Thompson - the woman to whom it happened.
Experience: Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle erupted in my front room
FULL STORY: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ltrows-vagina-candle-erupted-in-my-front-room
https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-...or-farts-in-their-faces-to-heal-them-20210320The congregation of a church in South Africa are claiming their pastor sits on people and farts on them as a means of healing and blessing them.
Pastor Christ Penelope of SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries in Siyandani Village in Giyani, Limpopo, has been accused of farting on his congregants.
Photos reportedly show the pastor sitting or standing on top of people, with people claiming he breaks wind on them.
However, the pastor refutes the remarks that have been circulating on social media, having simply said, according to The Daily Sun: "I don't fart on people - I heal people."
"Pastor Christ Penelope of SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries in Siyandani Village in Giyani, Limpopo . . . "The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...
Congregation Claims Pastor Farts In Their Faces To Heal Them
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I have heard of very large ladies who make some kind of living by sitting on faces. Maybe it came up in unusual tax claims.Could he be indulging a fetish under cover of The Lord?
Reminds me of a Monty Python song that will go unlinked to here.I have heard of very large ladies who make some kind of living by sitting on faces. Maybe it came up in unusual tax claims.
I suppose the fetish is mainly the receiver's.
Mind you, the longer you sit, getting paid for it, the more attractive it must become.
No one wants to deal with toilet ghosts though...Maybe the PM has a shy bladder and can't go anywhere but at his own home