Missing In Action: Members Who've Gone Silent / Haven't Been Seen For Some Time

[Floyd]

It only bloody worked!!!

Ok. Which one of us is a witch?

(*43 hands go up in unison*)

Blimey. I think we could be onto something here! Now, lotto numbers for next week....

 

[Frideswide]

@PeteByrdie My privateer!

 

[PeteByrdie]

@PeteByrdie My privateer!

At your service, my lady!

I'll probably be avoiding getting into any conversations on the internet for a while. There's a lot going on. But I still bring up the forum and lurk a bit every day or two, especially the humour and jokes thread for a giggle. It's just that thing of joining in on a thread then feeling the need to keep checking it for any further posts that I don't really have the time to do at the moment. I'm never far from the forum, though.

 

[skinny]

Good to see you, Captain.

 

[Floyd]

Haven't seen @Ronnie Jersey and @Gloucestrian for a while.

 

[Ronnie Jersey]

Haven't seen @Ronnie Jersey and @Gloucestrian for a while.

Here I am, been busy!

 

[CharmerKamelion]

Here I am, been busy!

Busy is good

 

[Floyd]

Busy is good

And at least we don't have to go through all that synchronizing stuff again

 

[CharmerKamelion]

And at least we don't have to go through all that synchronizing stuff again

If it worked twice, I would definitely start to worry. At least Ronnie has saved us the bother.

 

[Floyd]

If it worked twice, I would definitely start to worry. At least Ronnie has saved us the bother.

Mind you, there's a few more who've vanished....

 

[catseye]

And at least we don't have to go through all that synchronizing stuff again

I am delighted to hear that. I synchronised so hard that one of my eyeballs popped out.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

I am delighted to hear that. I synchronised so hard that one of my eyeballs popped out.

Just the one?

I hope it wasn't your cat's eye, catseye.

Did it go back in ok?

 

[Bad Bungle]

I am delighted to hear that. I synchronised so hard that one of my eyeballs popped out.

Ah, I assume your cervix wasn't sufficiently dilated.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

Ah, I assume your cervix wasn't sufficiently dilated.

Obviously, this synchronizing lark is not something to be attempted lightly. I don't even know where my cervix is, let alone how dilated it is.

 

[Floyd]

I am delighted to hear that. I synchronised so hard that one of my eyeballs popped out.

That's dedication! (Unlike @CharmerKamelion who kept disappearing at the most crucial moment). Attention span of a goldfish, that boy.

 

[Floyd]

That's dedication! (Unlike @CharmerKamelion who kept disappearing at the most crucial moment). Attention span of a goldfish, that boy.

/girl.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

That's dedication! (Unlike @CharmerKamelion who kept disappearing at the most crucial moment). Attention span of a goldfish, that boy.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

/girl.

I have just checked my credentials. Still a boy.

 

[SimonBurchell]

I have just checked my credentials. Still a boy.

Aha! Self-identifying...

 

[Floyd]

I have just checked my credentials. Still a boy.

Good man.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

Aha! Self-identifying...

Well....self- something.....

 

[Floyd]

I have just checked my credentials. Still a boy.

Thought you were, but had a panic attack and didn't want to be accused of being a sexist pig. Again.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

Thought you were, but had a panic attack and didn't want to be accused of being a sexist pig. Again.

Well, rest assured, Floyd, I am a boy. And like Pinocchio, one day I hope to become a real boy.

 

[Floyd]

Well, rest assured, Floyd, I am a boy. And like Pinocchio, one day I hope to become a real boy.

In my defence; the wine and beer have almost gone, I'm, texting you, the mother in law and my mate who is 70 and driving an artic around Somerset and he's banging on about Timothy Leary, lsd and Thelonious Monk while I'm also watching F1 qualifying... things can tend to get a bit confusing....

 

[Floyd]

@CharmerKamelion - hopefully, not as confusing as the time I almost accidentally texted MrsF's mother to say "panties off when you get home".

 

[Swifty]

@CharmerKamelion - hopefully, not as confusing as the time I almost accidentally texted MrsF's mother to say "panties off when you get home".

My Mum was also most disappointed you didn't turn up.

 

[Zeke Newbold]

@Zeke Newbold , everything ok on your end? IIRC you live in Moscow?

Many thanks James. I am still in Moscow and still intact.

I am somewhat between a rock and a hard place as regards leaving or stating in Moscow. I will tell my story elsewhere.

I think I hardly need explain as to why I have gone quiet of late!

 

[Dinobot]

I have just checked my credentials. Still a boy.

Aha! Self-identifying...

Well....self- something.....

Self saucing?

 

[Dinobot]

Tigerhawk and Dinobot dropped off in late January. I'm sure they are just holidaying in Bali or something but want to note their absence. Be well, guys. Hope to see you back on the bored some time.

I miss them, hopefully they are very busy breaking in their new cook.

We're back, safe and sound, and our new cook is wonderful....

 

[escargot]

We're back, safe and sound, and our new cook is wonderful....

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Does he do house calls?