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The Remoaners - chief among which is the Chancellor of the Exchequer who ultimately controls Porton Down's payroll - have to have some story to try and scare us into staying in the EU. But it isn't working.

If this were a brexit-related conspiracy theory, orchestrated by the remain side (that's a big 'if'), why would Theresa May be pushing it?

(I also object to the use of the word 'remoaners' to refer to that side as unnecessarily politically charged and partisan. We're not supposed to do politics on the board. I expect we have posters on both sides of the debate. Best not to drag it up or start calling people names).


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This couple were initially thought to have taken some dodgy drugs, and the man's friend reported that he was 'obviously hallucinating' when he first felt the effects. There were some hints that in the initial case, the nerve agent or whatever-it-was had hallucinogenic qualities; this would appear to confirm that.

This story is super weird, though, isn't it? And if this substance really sticks around for such a long time, and can send people to A&E in minute quantities, what will they do then? Evacuate Salisbury?
 
"the idea that the woman touched something on purpose for a dare? *shakes head*"

The late news yesterday hinted that areas where the Skripals were known to have visited prior to the original attack have become a sort of grim focus for rubbernecking tourists. Sort of "blimey, ain't it scary luv? This is the park those Russkies walked through. Here's the wall they sat on. Take a shot of me sitting here." "OK, but why are you foaming at the mouth?"

Looks very much like the original clean-up operation was not comprehensive enough. Possibly too, the recent prolonged heatwave could have reactivated some residual Novichok.

Scary.
 
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I think the England Team should return home as a sign of solidarity against the evil Putin regime.

Given Putin's brutal annexation of Crimea and his designs on Ukraine next, it was inappropriate for the World Cup to be held there, I agree. That's all water under the bridge now though and, rather like Jesse Owens' high profile success at the Nazi Olympics, surely the best way to rub Putin's nose in it would be for England to take home the trophy?
 
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Sorry, never believed this story - still don't. The Remoaners - chief among which is the Chancellor of the Exchequer who ultimately controls Porton Down's payroll - have to have some story to try and scare us into staying in the EU. But it isn't working.
You forgot the Martians, siding with the EU so they can annex the world between then, that bit is as likely as the rest of it.
 
You forgot the Martians, siding with the EU so they can annex the world between then, that bit is as likely as the rest of it.

None of it is remotely likely.
 
Given Putin's brutal annexation of Crimea and his designs on Ukraine next, it was inappropriate for the World Cup to be held there, I agree. That's all water under the bridge now though and, rather like Jesse Owens' high profile success at the Nazi Olympics, surely the best way to rub Putin's nose in it would be for England to take home the trophy?

Aaaaargh! I was joking!
 
I'm a bit of a remoaner, I'm totally down on conspiracy theories, and I'm no lover of the Putin regime - of which I have personal expereince of.

And yet...and yet I do find myself starting to become a little incredulous. The World Cup is going very well. England have just done well. all the fans are speaking well of Russian hospitality. There have been no incidents.Perhaps those Russkies aint so bad after all... So then. as if to remind us all that Russia is The Enemy, Don't You Know, this rather strange event occurs...

It all resembles the plot of a certain TV show:
 
I'm a bit of a remoaner, I'm totally down on conspiracy theories, and I'm no lover of the Putin regime - of which I have personal expereince of.

And yet...and yet I do find myself starting to become a little incredulous. The World Cup is going very well. England have just done well. all the fans are speaking well of Russian hospitality. There have been no incidents.Perhaps those Russkies aint so bad after all... So then. as if to remind us all that Russia is The Enemy, Don't You Know, this rather strange event occurs...

It all resembles the plot of a certain TV show:

Your comment reminds me of those who say ... "I am not a racist but..."

Yes the footie is going well but Russia is still killing Ukrainians in Donbas while the goals go in, still annexing South Ossetia, Abhkazia and Transdnesietr and bombing Syria.

Are you honestly suggesting that Theresa May ordered the poisoning of random British citizens with a nerve agent to make Russia look bad?
 
Aaaaargh! I was joking!

I did realise that, but the parallel between the Third Reich's showcase Olympics and Putin's World Cup was too strong not to mention.
Would love to see England do a Jesse Owens by returning victorious and pissing Putin off.
 
Given Putin's brutal annexation of Crimea and his designs on Ukraine next, it was inappropriate for the World Cup to be held there, I agree. That's all water under the bridge now though and, rather like Jesse Owens' high profile success at the Nazi Olympics, surely the best way to rub Putin's nose in it would be for England to take home the trophy?
The England Team should have copied the Scotland team and boycotted the world cup, but to avoid making it look political pretend you are just to crap to qualify. Cunning devil's us Scots, so we ur.
 
I did realise that, but the parallel between the Third Reich's showcase Olympics and Putin's World Cup was too strong not to mention.
Would love to see England do a Jesse Owens by returning victorious and pissing Putin off.

An interesting piece on the 1936 Olympics:

While it is obvious that Nazi Germany would be prejudiced and biased towards black and Jewish athletes, it must be said that within the United States there was also prejudice towards Jewish athletes at the time.

A short report from Berlin in the Sentinel shows the overt prejudice. Sam Stoller and Marty Glickman were the only athletes on the U.S. team not to participate in the games. They were also the only Jewish athletes on the team. To add insult to injury, they were only told on the day of the event that they would not be able to compete.

Jesse Owens' sense of justice came to the forefront and he offered to give up his spot in the relay race in order to let his teammates run in the competition. The solidarity between Owens, Stoller and Glickman is an example of how the time period created an alliance between minorities within a society that was biased against them on the basis of their race.

At the time both Stoller and Glickman denied there was anti-Semitism involved, though later in life, Glickman would say what had happened was fueled by anti-Semitism. This fact becomes starker when you consider that Avrey Brundage, the then chairman of the American Olympic Committee, was unapologetically pro-Nazi and admired Hitler himself. ...

http://web.nli.org.il/sites/NLI/English/library/reading_corner/Pages/berlin_olympics.aspx
 
The England Team should have copied the Scotland team and boycotted the world cup, but to avoid making it look political pretend you are just to crap to qualify. Cunning devil's us Scots, so we ur.

But then England would have to replace their laps of honour with the traditional Scottish lap of disgrace...
 
Your comment reminds me of those who say ... "I am not a racist but..."

Yes the footie is going well but Russia is still killing Ukrainians in Donbas while the goals go in, still annexing South Ossetia, Abhkazia and Transdnesietr and bombing Syria.

Are you honestly suggesting that Theresa May ordered the poisoning of random British citizens with a nerve agent to make Russia look bad?

I think there was an accident and it has been seized upon by those folk who can't get it into their heads the cold war ended. And quite possibly to affect the Brexit debate. There are certainly people trying to use it that way even if it is nothing to do with the Government

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/27/russia-novichok-europe-brexit-britain-eu
 
The startling thing about this entire episode is how it dropped off the radar once the propaganda value began to fade. I mean come on, we apparently have at least one rogue Russian wandering around with a potentially lethal nerve agent, but no updates on how the search for the perpetrator is going. I'm not asking for details, maybe just a bit of reassurance that the stoical guardians of our liberty are leaving no stone unturned etc. It was almost an act of war for God's sake!

Surprised we haven't been warned to watch for dodgy looking characters with snow on their boots.

No...it's mostly a load of bollocks. I'm amazed how anyone could swallow the whole story without gagging at least once. But anyway, each to their own I suppose.

There's been a couple of items I've caught recently on R4 Today & tv Newsnight.

According to these - Yulia has been back in touch with her cousin & expressed an interest in possibly returning to Russia. She has a boyfriend there I think. Sergei is living under protection somewhere. He may have to be given a new identity & may well have to move to another country. His house has been bought by the taxpayer.

The hunt for the perpetrator goes on but assuming it's a state approved operative of some kind, it's not going to be easy to find them. Probably long gone on false documents etc..

I don't know what you're expecting to hear - an update once a week "we're still looking"?
 
Why an "accident" though?

The Russian dictator publicly vows that any traitors will "choke and die" and a Russian defector and his daughter choke and almost die, due to the application of Soviet nerve agent Novichok to their front door handle.
Seems very carefully targeted rather than accidental, although the clearly ineffective initial decontamination, resulting in this secondary poisoning could just possibly be described as accidental.
I don't see the relevance of Brexit to this at all.
 
It's very strange isn't it, it makes your mind do little loop-the-loops. So originally an ex spy plus daughter is poisoned. Russia is blamed (not entirely unreasonably, it's obviously the sort of thing they might want to do to an ex spy) but denies involvement. Then much later on some people apparently unconnected to spying (and socially 'unimportant' because they've been a homeless drug addict) also come down with the same poisoning. Is that a way of Russia 'proving' it wasn't them in the first place? Because unconnected people can die too? Or then you can get double conspiracy-theorish and say it's the British government poisoning people to prove it was Russia because only they would try such a double bluff??

I can't believe this stuff was lying about left over from the previous incident, we've already been told it degrades rapidly when it's just lying about in the open air. (Besides, there's still a lack of information about where the original people were poisoned, is that right? Wasn't it supposed to be on the front door? And yet there are loads of photos of the police hanging around the completely unprotected front door. But anyway.) It seems very unlikely that people in Amesbury miles from Salisbury could touch some novichock in salisbury and make it back to Amesbury. And why would the original poison have been placed in Amesbury instead of where the Skripals lived, it makes no sense.

my head hurts

perhaps things are not as complicated as one thinks. Perhaps I should just stop questioning every last thing I hear. Believe what I'm told.
 
"we've already been told it degrades rapidly when it's just lying about in the open air."

That was according to one of the Russian scientists who developed Novichok. But he also said there was no chance of the Skripals surviving the attack and Yulia certainly seems to have made a measured recovery (but I gather her father is still undergoing some treatment).
 
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It's very strange isn't it, it makes your mind do little loop-the-loops. So originally an ex spy plus daughter is poisoned. Russia is blamed (not entirely unreasonably, it's obviously the sort of thing they might want to do to an ex spy) but denies involvement. Then much later on some people apparently unconnected to spying (and socially 'unimportant' because they've been a homeless drug addict) also come down with the same poisoning. Is that a way of Russia 'proving' it wasn't them in the first place? Because unconnected people can die too? Or then you can get double conspiracy-theorish and say it's the British government poisoning people to prove it was Russia because only they would try such a double bluff??

I can't believe this stuff was lying about left over from the previous incident, we've already been told it degrades rapidly when it's just lying about in the open air. (Besides, there's still a lack of information about where the original people were poisoned, is that right? Wasn't it supposed to be on the front door? And yet there are loads of photos of the police hanging around the completely unprotected front door. But anyway.) It seems very unlikely that people in Amesbury miles from Salisbury could touch some novichock in salisbury and make it back to Amesbury. And why would the original poison have been placed in Amesbury instead of where the Skripals lived, it makes no sense.

my head hurts

perhaps things are not as complicated as one thinks. Perhaps I should just stop questioning every last thing I hear. Believe what I'm told.

Who told you it degrades rapidly?

The inventor of Novichok says otherwise - he probably knows best.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...salisbury-russia-vladimir-uglev-a8432876.html

Novichok inventor on Amesbury poisoning: ‘I completely understand panic of those living in Salisbury’
'This was a state-level hit ... You really couldn’t think of a more serious act of terrorism'

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Russian chemical expert Vladimir Uglev poses for a photograph in 2011 ( AP )
One of the inventors of novichok has told The Independent he “completely understands the panic” of those living in the Salisbury area.

Vladimir Uglev, who worked on the substances for 15 years, said the nerve agent would likely stick around in Salisbury for many years to come. It was “near impossible” to detect, he added; it would be hard to know where it may be lurking.


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“The substance can absorb itself into any soft surface, whether trees, leather, or park benches,” he said. “From there it can be absorbed onto people’s skin with all the consequences.”


Mr Uglov, now retired, said he agreed with UK intelligence assessments that novichok, the substance he helped create, was used in the poisoning of former double agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia, and it seemed safe to assume it was behind the latest incident.


"I am 99 per cent sure it was A-234 – I know it like a mother knows her child,” he said.

I am 99 per cent sure it was A-234 – I know it like a mother knows her child
Vladimir Uglev, inventor of novichok
“And you would assume this second incident is connected with the same substance.”

Invented in the 1980s, A-234 belongs to the novichok family of nerve agents. It is known to be a particularly resilient compound, but its precise stability depends on climatic factors.

In direct sunshine on an even metallic surface, the substance evaporates quickly, says Mr Uglev. In colder, drier conditions, absorbed onto uneven, softer surfaces, it can stick around for a long time. When stored in ampules – sealed glass capsules – its shelf life stretches to decades.

“I have never tested this exactly – whether it is 10 or 100 years that it remains lethal,” he said. “But it is a long, long time.”

The scientist also raised the possibility that the second confirmed novichok contamination came about from an unused batch of poison that had been prepared for the assassin.


“It may be secondary contamination from the first batch, or the assassin had several syringes prepared for him, left buried somewhere in the area,” he said. “Perhaps he only used one or two of those batches.”

Amesbury couple were exposed to nerve agent novichok
Mr Uglev dismissed theories that the two incidents might have been perpetrated by lone wolf terrorists, or non-state actors. Even he would be unable to reproduce the substances outside of a properly equipped specialist laboratory, he told The Independent.

“This was a state-level hit,” he said. “You really couldn’t think of a more serious act of terrorism – and one committed against a permanent member of the UN.”
 
Ooh, interesting XBM, thank you. The reason I said it degrades is because I heard it on Radio 4 about 50 times in various interviews and so on in the last few days. But obviously not from the inventor himself. "I am 99 per cent sure it was A-234 – I know it like a mother knows her child" (isnt' that sweet).

I suppose People thought it would be best if they kept saying "DON'T PANIC it degrades very quickly" to prevent the whole of wiltshire refusing to leave their houses for the foreseeable future. I went through Amesbury myself the other day without a care in the world. How naive I was. But actually, if they want the public to believe this second incident is just an accident and not a deliberate attack, then they're going to have to back pedal on that, and make it a bit clearer that it only degrades quickly in certain situations, and actually it could still be lying out there. Otherwise, where is it supposed to have come from?

And also, is Novichok not a super fast acting thing? Minutes rather than hours. Judging by the terrible traffic that plagues Salisbury, you'd be dead before you'd even left the city, long before you got anywhere near home. But they were in Salisbury on the Friday evening - the woman only went to the hospital about lunchtime saturday, and the man didn't get ill until that evening - ages. I guess maybe even the tiniest tiniest trace isn't particularly good for you and might take longer to take effect. Doing its little enzyme-stifling thing slowly but surely.

(But is it not interesting too that these victims are ex-homeless drug addicts / alcoholics - people on the fringes of society, about whom one is not supposed to care about very much compared to a Fine Upstanding Member of Society? That wouldn't be very nice though would it if it were a deliberate choice. But why them and not someone else. Sorry. I'm getting too sucked into the whirlpool of conspiracy).
 
"But why them and not someone else."

As has been reported, the couple lived a fairly marginal existence and had a reputation for picking up stuff that other people had discarded. That would put them at significantly greater risk.
 
Salisbury is close to Porton Down, which had Novichok, right? Couldn't both of these have been accidental exposures?
 
Salisbury is close to Porton Down, which had Novichok, right? Couldn't both of these have been accidental exposures?

So a Soviet-era nerve agent found its way from Russia to Porton Down and then leaked out, travelled 22 miles and plastered itself on the front door handle of a Russian ex-spy?

Hmmm.......

'Ats! 'Ats! Get yer tinfoil 'ats 'ere!
 
So a Soviet-era nerve agent found its way from Russia to Porton Down and then leaked out, travelled 22 miles and plastered itself on the front door handle of a Russian ex-spy?

Hmmm.......

'Ats! 'Ats! Get yer tinfoil 'ats 'ere!

Quite.

I’m as bored as anyone with the “Russians are coming” hysteria used to explain every electoral development the establishment doesn’t like. But I don’t see why people are rushing to find conspiracy theories about this poisoning.

Sergei Skripal was a Russian agent who defected. Putin could not have been clearer about what will happen to such people and it’s not the first time there has been an assassination, or attempt at one, by Russian agents on British soil. The couple hospitalised this week appear simply to have touched an object which was contaminated. It’s horrible but seems pretty clear what happened.
 
Salisbury is close to Porton Down, which had Novichok, right? Couldn't both of these have been accidental exposures?

Somebody was killed in nerve agent tests there as far back as 1953. Putting on a (tin foil) conspiracy hat for a moment, what if they are still doing secret tests of nerve agents, using the russians as a cover story?
 
Wait, so saying it's not a conspiracy but an accident is now conspiratorial?
 
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