Missing In Action: Members Who've Gone Silent / Haven't Been Seen For Some Time

[brownmane]

I'll give him a prod and point him in this direction.

Here you go. I found the best one.

 

[Frideswide]

That's a fine stick @brownmane , a mighty fine stick!

 

[gordonrutter]

Fair comment, although Gordon is mostly sober, while sleeping.

Yeah but you don't know what I'm dreaming of!

 

[ramonmercado]

Oh yeah?

 

[gordonrutter]

Oh yeah?

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I can say with great confidence i have never dreamt of Groundskeeper Willie.

 

[SimonBurchell]

I can say with great confidence i have never dreamt of Groundskeeper Willie.

Not that you remember...

 

[Swifty]

Yeah but you don't know what I'm dreaming of!

Electric sheep? a White Christmas? Jeanie? .. not wetting the bed this time? .

 

[escargot]

I can say with great confidence i have never dreamt of Groundskeeper Willie.

You will now. Naked, oiled, glistening.

 

[gordonrutter]

You will now. Naked, oiled, glistening.

Stop it. STOP IT. STOP IT. if i have night terrors tonight it's your fault.

 

[michael59]

Stop it. STOP IT. STOP IT. if i have night terrors tonight it's your fault.

I had a similar dream, the difference being that it was Vladimir Shmondenko, not groundskeeper Willie.

 

[escargot]

Stop it. STOP IT. STOP IT. if i have night terrors tonight it's your fault.

My work here is done.

 

[Tigerhawk]

I can say with great confidence i have never dreamt of Groundskeeper Willie.

You will now. Naked, oiled, glistening.

Stop it. STOP IT. STOP IT. if i have night terrors tonight it's your fault.

Now, back to the whereabouts of our members....

 

[Ogdred Weary]

You will now. Naked, oiled, glistening.

Why is Gordon naked and oiled?

 

[Aydee_Aitchdee]

Why is Gordon naked and oiled?

It's Thursday?

 

[McAvennie]

Several members who I haven't seen for a while - @McAvennie, @C.O.T., and @Lb8535

I'm still around but not checking in as much at present. Real life happening...

Need to get back in the habit of checking in more regularly.

 

[Floyd]

I'm still around but not checking in as much at present. Real life happening...

Need to get back in the habit of checking in more regularly.

Was it all the talk of Gordon being naked and oiled that drew you back?

 

[cycleboy2]

I'm still around but not checking in as much at present. Real life happening...

Need to get back in the habit of checking in more regularly.

And just four more posts for your 4,000 - go on, you know you want to!

It's a shame how real life rears its ugly head sometimes...

 

[Yithian]

I'm still around but not checking in as much at present. Real life happening...

Need to get back in the habit of checking in more regularly.

You're always welcome here, @McAvennie

Dig up an old thread about High Wycombe at 3 a.m. and have a chat with a few night-owls in the Troll's Head.

 

[catseye]

Stu's been quiet of late.

Every time I see that Dominooo-hoo-hoo advert I quietly sing 'Stuuu-hooo-hoo' to myself.

 

[Floyd]

Every time I see that Dominooo-hoo-hoo advert I quietly sing 'Stuuu-hooo-hoo' to myself.

It's not that I'm concerned about him per se, it's just that he still owes quite a few of us money.

 

[kesavaross]

It's not that I'm concerned about him per se, it's just that he still owes quite a few of us money.

I'm not so worried about the money. It's the mind control that gets me. That's how he got the money in the first place.

 

[Aydee_Aitchdee]

It's not that I'm concerned about him per se, it's just that he still owes quite a few of us money.

And it's his turn for the next round at the Troll's Head

 

[catseye]

I don't think Stu has mind-controlled me.... does that mean that he definitely has?

Anyway, better get on with stuffing these £50 notes into this envelope for him...

 

[Dinobot]

I've always thought that the other mods have to have Stu chained up in a cage somewhere, only to be let out when there's trouble at t'mill.

 

[Dinobot]

Why is Gordon naked and oiled?

Because most of us on this forum are naked and oiled...

 

[Grumpyoldwoman]

Because most of us on this forum are naked and oiled...

You're the one that's been spying through our webcams,then?

*slides cover across the one on my laptop and the desktop*

 

[escargot]

Because most of us on this forum are naked and oiled...

Only most?

 

[catseye]

Only most?

I'm just oiled. I think this might be my first mistake because these trousers are ruined now.

 

[Yithian]

I think we can leave that digression there and get back to... missing members.

 

[Cochise]

I think we can leave that digression there and get back to... missing members.

I'm with you on that one. I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.