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Odd & Ill-Advised Rectal Insertions

EnolaGaia

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This Indian patient allegedly shoved a 7.5 inch aerosol deodorant canister up into his colon and left it jammed in place (with attendant constipation) for 20 days before surgeons were able to remove it.

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Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks

He tried to use a deodorant and ended up with an anti-poo-spirant.

A 27-year-old man in India had to be hospitalized after allegedly shoving a deodorant canister up his butt, where it remained for three weeks before doctors removed it.

Doctors shared a graphic video of the emergency backdoor evacuation, noting the team was shocked to witness the patient’s case.

“This was a big deal for us,” Tapas Ghosh, the superintendent of Burdwan Medical College’s hospital, where the patient was treated, told India’s News18. “We treated him with uttermost care.”

The unnamed patient had reported to the medical facility, located in West Bengal, on Wednesday after experiencing severe abdominal pain, Jam Press reported.

There, doctors conducted several X-rays, which revealed that the poor soul had a 7½-inch deodorant can inexplicably lodged in his colon near the anus. ...

Doctors believe that the patient had wedged the antiperspirant up his anus, although his reasons for doing so remain unclear — but likely did not include remedying a smelly bum.

To make matters worse, the can was reportedly up his can for 20 days, during which the unfortunate fellow was unable to relieve himself. Medics believe that the young man’s life could’ve been in jeopardy had he not reported to the hospital, News18 reported.

Thankfully, doctors were able to remove the deodorant during a two-hour surgery, as seen in literal stomach-churning footage given to Jam Press. The graphic 45-second video shows the team of surgeons slicing open the man’s stomach lining to unveil a silver spray can, which they then remove and hold up to the camera like a bowling trophy. ...
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FULL STORY (With Photos & Video): https://nypost.com/2022/09/15/man-had-8-inch-deodorant-can-lodged-up-butt-for-3-weeks/
 
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My ex-wife's sister was a casualty nurse and told me that she'd helped remove a wine bottle from a celebrity's ringpiece once.

Wouldn't tell me who though, and believe me, I made every attempt to find out.
 
merricat

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Don't normally plumb these depths but here we go:

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?​


Penis

  • CAR KEY
  • WOODEN SPOON
  • NAIL
  • PENCIL
  • “SOME BEADS”
  • SEVEN-INCH SILICON TUBE
  • PAPER CLIP
  • COMB TEETH
  • PIECE OF SOAP
  • “CEILING FAN CHAIN IN HIS PENIS HOLE, STATES IT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE HIS SHOWER AT 9 LAST NIGHT”
  • SCREWDRIVER TIP
  • INFLATABLE SEX TOY
  • USB CORD
  • CELL PHONE CHARGER AND 14-INCH CORD
Vagina

  • COIN
  • SCREW
  • “WAS HOLDING A PEN NEAR HER VAGINA WHEN THE CAP DISLODGED AND STUCK INSIDE”
  • TWO PENCIL SHARPENERS
  • BUTTERFLY CHARM
  • DRINKING CUP
  • BOBBY PIN
  • GOLF BALL
  • “FLASHLIGHT PLACED IN VAGINA BY PATIENT AT HOME BUT HAD NO INTENTION OF IT BECOMING STUCK”
  • DRUMSTICK
  • NAIL POLISH BOTTLE
  • CAMERA LENS CAP
  • UNSCENTED SOAP BAR
  • PERFUMED SOAP BAR
  • SOAP DISPENSER
  • SPATULA
Rectum

  • PLASTIC TOY FISH
  • SMALL BIRD TOY
  • SILVER MAGNET
  • “SENT IN BY WIFE FOR POSSIBLE 16OZ GLASS BOTTLE IN RECTUM”
  • SKIN CARE BOTTLE
  • HAIR MOUSSE CAN
  • PIECE OF A LAMP
  • “‘HANDMADE TOY’ MADE OUT OF METAL”
  • CUBE-SHAPED TOY
  • CRAYON
  • RATCHET WRENCH
  • T-HANDLE WRENCH
  • “SAYS WAS IN THE SHOWER AND FELL AND THE SHOWER STOPPER STUCK UP RECTUM”
  • ACTION FIGURE HEAD
  • ACTION FIGURE
  • TOILET BRUSH
  • “PATIENT COMPLAINING OF RECTAL PAIN. PATIENT ADMITS TO INSERTING SEX TOYS 6 MONTHS PRIOR”
  • SPOON
  • “VIBRATOR EGG, PATIENT NOT SURE IF PASSED IN STOOL”
  • DEFLATED BALLOON
  • FIST-SIZED WATER BALLOON
  • VEGETABLE PEELER
  • CROCHET NEEDLE
  • FISHING POLE
  • “PATIENT STATES HE HAS A BIG TOY STUCK IN RECTUM. PATIENT STATES HE FELL ON TOP OF IT.”
  • COMB
  • FRAGRANCE BEADS
  • REUSABLE ICE PACK
  • GLASS BEER BOTTLE
  • “HAD A FEW BEERS AND THEN PLACED A LONG WAX CANDLE INTO HIS RECTUM, LOST BALANCE AND FELL ONTO A COUCH AND LOST HOLD OF THE CANDLE”
  • PILL CONTAINER
  • COLOGNE BOTTLE
  • PERFUME BOTTLE
  • “SAYS GIRLFRIEND PUT VIBRATOR IN RECTUM WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP”
  • BILLIARD BALL
  • “PATIENT SAYS HE WAS PLAYING WITH A CONTAINER OF ATHLETE’S FOOT SPRAY AND ACCIDENTALLY IT ENDED UP IN HIS RECTUM”
  • PLASTIC CANDY HOLDER
  • PIECE OF BROOM HANDLE
  • “PUT IN BUTT PLUG THEN FELL ASLEEP, NOW CAN’T FIND BUTT PLUG”
  • STAINLESS STEEL ROD
  • ICE CREAM CONE
  • MONOPOLY PIECE
  • “TWO POKER CHIPS BECAUSE OF A BET”
 
brownmane

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merricat said:
Don't normally plumb these depths but here we go:

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?​


Penis

  • CAR KEY
  • WOODEN SPOON
  • NAIL
  • PENCIL
  • “SOME BEADS”
  • SEVEN-INCH SILICON TUBE
  • PAPER CLIP
  • COMB TEETH
  • PIECE OF SOAP
  • “CEILING FAN CHAIN IN HIS PENIS HOLE, STATES IT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE HIS SHOWER AT 9 LAST NIGHT”
  • SCREWDRIVER TIP
  • INFLATABLE SEX TOY
  • USB CORD
  • CELL PHONE CHARGER AND 14-INCH CORD
Vagina

  • COIN
  • SCREW
  • “WAS HOLDING A PEN NEAR HER VAGINA WHEN THE CAP DISLODGED AND STUCK INSIDE”
  • TWO PENCIL SHARPENERS
  • BUTTERFLY CHARM
  • DRINKING CUP
  • BOBBY PIN
  • GOLF BALL
  • “FLASHLIGHT PLACED IN VAGINA BY PATIENT AT HOME BUT HAD NO INTENTION OF IT BECOMING STUCK”
  • DRUMSTICK
  • NAIL POLISH BOTTLE
  • CAMERA LENS CAP
  • UNSCENTED SOAP BAR
  • PERFUMED SOAP BAR
  • SOAP DISPENSER
  • SPATULA
Rectum

  • PLASTIC TOY FISH
  • SMALL BIRD TOY
  • SILVER MAGNET
  • “SENT IN BY WIFE FOR POSSIBLE 16OZ GLASS BOTTLE IN RECTUM”
  • SKIN CARE BOTTLE
  • HAIR MOUSSE CAN
  • PIECE OF A LAMP
  • “‘HANDMADE TOY’ MADE OUT OF METAL”
  • CUBE-SHAPED TOY
  • CRAYON
  • RATCHET WRENCH
  • T-HANDLE WRENCH
  • “SAYS WAS IN THE SHOWER AND FELL AND THE SHOWER STOPPER STUCK UP RECTUM”
  • ACTION FIGURE HEAD
  • ACTION FIGURE
  • TOILET BRUSH
  • “PATIENT COMPLAINING OF RECTAL PAIN. PATIENT ADMITS TO INSERTING SEX TOYS 6 MONTHS PRIOR”
  • SPOON
  • “VIBRATOR EGG, PATIENT NOT SURE IF PASSED IN STOOL”
  • DEFLATED BALLOON
  • FIST-SIZED WATER BALLOON
  • VEGETABLE PEELER
  • CROCHET NEEDLE
  • FISHING POLE
  • “PATIENT STATES HE HAS A BIG TOY STUCK IN RECTUM. PATIENT STATES HE FELL ON TOP OF IT.”
  • COMB
  • FRAGRANCE BEADS
  • REUSABLE ICE PACK
  • GLASS BEER BOTTLE
  • “HAD A FEW BEERS AND THEN PLACED A LONG WAX CANDLE INTO HIS RECTUM, LOST BALANCE AND FELL ONTO A COUCH AND LOST HOLD OF THE CANDLE”
  • PILL CONTAINER
  • COLOGNE BOTTLE
  • PERFUME BOTTLE
  • “SAYS GIRLFRIEND PUT VIBRATOR IN RECTUM WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP”
  • BILLIARD BALL
  • “PATIENT SAYS HE WAS PLAYING WITH A CONTAINER OF ATHLETE’S FOOT SPRAY AND ACCIDENTALLY IT ENDED UP IN HIS RECTUM”
  • PLASTIC CANDY HOLDER
  • PIECE OF BROOM HANDLE
  • “PUT IN BUTT PLUG THEN FELL ASLEEP, NOW CAN’T FIND BUTT PLUG”
  • STAINLESS STEEL ROD
  • ICE CREAM CONE
  • MONOPOLY PIECE
  • “TWO POKER CHIPS BECAUSE OF A BET”
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:rofl: Some of these sound painful, but I'm guessing the person with the poker chips lost the bet.
 
LymeswoldSnork

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Reverend D said:
My ex-wife's sister was a casualty nurse and told me that she'd helped remove a wine bottle from a celebrity's ringpiece once.

Wouldn't tell me who though, and believe me, I made every attempt to find out.
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Never mind that. Which wine, and which vintage? And did the cork come out (hope it wasn't sparkling) or the cap unscrew as the bottle was removed?

Edit: was it this, by any chance?

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