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Odd & Ill-Advised Rectal Insertions

Party Prank Wrecks Rectum; Perps Pay ...
Four men who blasted compressed air into a friend's RECTUM are jailed after a judge rejected their claim that it was a prank in Norway

A Norwegian court on Tuesday jailed four young men who blasted compressed air into the rectum of an acquaintance, rejecting their defence that the act had been intended as a prank.

The victim had passed out at a party in 2018 and was unable to defend himself when five fellow revellers came up with the scheme involving an air compressor - a high-pressure tool that can be used to power anything from nail guns to spray guns.

Judges found that the plaintiff 'was exposed to a level of significant force in the rectum after air was injected from a compressor, which damaged the rectum and sphincter,' the verdict seen by AFP on Tuesday said. ...

In their early 20s at the time of the incident, the five accused told the court it had been intended as a prank - common during parties thrown by their rural youth organisation.

Four of them were sentenced to up to seven months in prison for violating the victim's physical integrity or filming the scene and posting it on social networks, while the fifth was fined.

The plaintiff was also awarded 90,000 kroner (£7650) in damages.

SOURCE: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ted-compressed-air-friends-RECTUM-jailed.html
 
Party Prank Wrecks Rectum

Horrid "prank!" The victim was lucky in this case, I think. These acts have been reported many times, sometimes as "initiations" in garage settings. The worst cases have involved horrific deaths, as an ounce of imagination should have foretold. I seem to recall that one was in Latin America. I may look it up tomorrow but bed beckons and there are nicer things to contemplate! :freak:
 
Horrid "prank!" The victim was lucky in this case, I think. These acts have been reported many times, sometimes as "initiations" in garage settings. The worst cases have involved horrific deaths, as an ounce of imagination should have foretold. ... :freak:

You're right ... These injuries - and even deaths - are surprisingly common. Here are 3 examples ...

Fatal recto-sigmoid rupture by compressed air

Abstract
Compressed air is a concentrated stream of air at high pressure and high speed that can cause fatal injury to the operator and the people around him when handled inappropriately. The case herein reported is that of a victim of a practical joke, who suffered a fatal recto – sigmoid rupture due to transanal insufflation of compressed air at his workplace. The case highlights the need for implementation of guidelines for safe handling of compressed gases and it also calls for appropriate work place etiquette to avoid such fatal practical jokes at work.

FULL REPORT: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2090536X16300508


‘Rectal blowout’ – Man’s bowels explode after ‘pals’ put air compressor up his backside

A MAN suffered a “rectal blowout” when his “pals” put a compressed air pump into his anus and inflated it as part of a cruel prank.

The 30-year-old male’s bowels exploded as a result of the thoughtless act, which was detailed in the Journal of Medical Case Reports.

The air pressure inside his rectum rose so high it ultimately ending up exploding, leaving doctors in New Delhi with little choice but to remove his entire bowel. ...

Doctors found “multiple colonic perforations” and faecal matter among his other internal organs as part of a “complete blowout of the rectum”.

His entire colon was removed as a result of the prank, with a stoma bag fitted in its place as part of the kind of life-changing injuries doctors felt were usually "confined to battlefields".

While shocking in isolation, the study found doctors from the Maulana Azad Medical College in New Delhi and the All India Institute of Medical Sciences in Rishikesh had reported similar injuries in two other men. ...

FULL STORY: https://www.irishpost.com/news/rectal-blowout-report-167187


Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttocks

Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.

Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police.

The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported.

Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime.

“It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”

An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan.

Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges.

A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower. ...

FULL STORY: https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-a...ker-by-forcing-compressed-air-up-his-buttocks
 
Re the 'compressed air up the bum' cases... it's almost as if those idiots didn't go on a safety course.
 
Have just come from a link on the Giant Moth thread -

Man Has Whole Fish Stuck In Rectum After 'Sitting On It By Accident'

A Mozambique tilapia to be precise. There's a video.


https://www.ladbible.com/news/weird...ctum-after-sitting-on-it-by-accident-20200608

We've all done it.

A mate swore to me that he knew a woman who'd been persuaded by a boyfriend to accommodate a fish. Great fun until its gills opened and it jammed. They slunk to A&E where it was 'delivered' with forceps.


Many years ago (in 2006 to be precise) I posted the following in the 'Weird Sex' thread:

Very Finny

A woman dressed as a Traffic Warden was admitted to a Manchester hospital to have a fish removed from her vagina.
"It was a mullet," a doctor told the medical school magazine. "It went in easily, but when she tried to get it out the fins expanded and pricked her."
"I have no idea how it got there or why. We don't ask questions. We get to remove all sorts of things from vaginas, from hairpins to hair brushes.
"I don't know if she is a real traffic warden, but if she is I'd like to see her face if I catch her ticketing my car!"

Where have those fourteen years gone?!:eek:
 

Oh yes:

PLAYING WITH PHONE AND FELL ASLEEP WHEN HE WOKE UP HIS STYLUS WAS IN HIS URETHA.

WAS SQUATTING IN THE SHOWER WHEN HE GOT A SMALL BOTTLE STUCK IN HIS RECTUM

On the other hand, I can relate to the troubles of constipation:

PATIENT REPORTS INSERTING A DEODORANT SPRAY CAN INSIDE HIS RECTUM LAST NIGHT AS HE WAS CONSTIPATED

As described in graphic literary detail here:
https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/toilet-talk.29160/post-1861315
 
PATIENT REPORTS INSERTING A DEODORANT SPRAY CAN INSIDE HIS RECTUM LAST NIGHT AS HE WAS CONSTIPATED
Everybody does that when they're constipated, right?
 
I thought that everybody does that just before they get constipated. Must wreak havoc on the plumbing when you can finally go again.
 
I can't imagine how that's doable without breaking them. Now with chocolate eggs, especially the small ones ...


If he'd exercised/loosened his rectum enough I'm guessing it's possible. I wouldn't want to be around him if he had diarrhea...
 
From the linked article

"Together with his partner, he had anally inserted 15 boiled and peeled eggs while under the influence of GHB earlier in the evening."

Boiled and peeled the eggs would have had some elasticity but we're not told at what speed and how vigorous the 15 insertions took place... and I'd rather not know really.

I was once told by a nurse of a gentleman who had inserted a vibrator, using a lot of lubricant, and it kind of got sucked right up inside. The doctors tried removing it with forceps but whenever they clasped the end it set off the vibrator and, what with all the lubricant, the bloody thing travelled further in.

Had to operate to get it out.
 
Did we get this one? Discovered ths artilery enthusiast got too enthusiastic:

direct and intimate hit by a 57mm artillery round

As a semi-pro pedant, l’m going to take issue with their use of the word “round” there. This is a 6-pounder (57mm) “round”:

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This is a 6-pounder shell (57mm diameter), next to its cartridge case:

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If Mr. Lover-Lover had succeeded in inserting an entire round via his tradesman's’ entrance, l feel that mere “pain and discomfort” would be an inadequate description of his symptoms.

If his hoop-related shenanigans involved “only” the 57mm shell, then some duct tape, a stern talking-to and a pair of boxing gloves would have sorted out his catflap-correlated antics.

maximus otter
 
This one falls into so many categories but I'm posting it here as WTF was my first reaction.

Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity​

March 10, 2022Veronika Rogers

A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more than half-buried in his rectum.
Around 11:30 last night, Shelby County paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area.
Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.
The paramedics briefly tried to remove the agitated bird from its uncomfortable position but to no avail and decided to transport Mr. Adams and the bird to the MHP Major hospital.
https://news.atlantanewsmedia.com/i...0C958bLr84_1nkPsy_qslnNYBN4q-ZPhM_g-3npMW9cAY
 

Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later


A Brazilian man had to undergo emergency surgery after reportedly shoving a dumbbell up his rear during an ill-advised attempt at self-gratification. A case study detailing the exercise in stupidity was published last week in the “International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.”

The unidentified 54-year-old patient had reported to a hospital in the city of Manaus after failing to extract a 4.4-pound metal weight from his rectum for two days after inserting it there, the report said.

He experienced a variety of symptoms following his sex-ercise, including “cramping, abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting in small volume,” and even constipation. (!)

While the patient was reportedly “uncooperative” during the procedure, doctors said the infiltration was of a “sexual nature.” Either way, they had to act fast to prevent the bum-bell from causing anal “perforation” or another “severe injury.”

Unfortunately, surgeons had a “difficult” time removing the makeshift dildo from his derriere.

They initially attempted to use tweezers to lift the weight out of the pleasure seeker, who was sedated, but couldn’t get a grasp on it.

feat-man-shoves-dumbell-in-anus-for-pleasure.jpg


Left with no other recourse, the team opted for “manual extraction,” which involved the surgeon reaching in with their “forearm” and yanking out the foreign body like a backed-up steer.

Thankfully, the operation was successful, and the lucky fellow was discharged after three days sans any complications.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/dummy-shoves-4-pound-dumbbell-in-anus-needs-emergency-surgery/

maximus otter
 

Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later


A Brazilian man had to undergo emergency surgery after reportedly shoving a dumbbell up his rear during an ill-advised attempt at self-gratification. A case study detailing the exercise in stupidity was published last week in the “International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.”

The unidentified 54-year-old patient had reported to a hospital in the city of Manaus after failing to extract a 4.4-pound metal weight from his rectum for two days after inserting it there, the report said.

He experienced a variety of symptoms following his sex-ercise, including “cramping, abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting in small volume,” and even constipation. (!)

While the patient was reportedly “uncooperative” during the procedure, doctors said the infiltration was of a “sexual nature.” Either way, they had to act fast to prevent the bum-bell from causing anal “perforation” or another “severe injury.”

Unfortunately, surgeons had a “difficult” time removing the makeshift dildo from his derriere.

They initially attempted to use tweezers to lift the weight out of the pleasure seeker, who was sedated, but couldn’t get a grasp on it.

feat-man-shoves-dumbell-in-anus-for-pleasure.jpg


Left with no other recourse, the team opted for “manual extraction,” which involved the surgeon reaching in with their “forearm” and yanking out the foreign body like a backed-up steer.

Thankfully, the operation was successful, and the lucky fellow was discharged after three days sans any complications.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/dummy-shoves-4-pound-dumbbell-in-anus-needs-emergency-surgery/

maximus otter
No matter how stupid the circumstances, should a (moderately) respectable news organization be so full of jokes in a story about such a serious situation? Isn't that our job?
 
Bloody hell, reached in with fore arm, slack Allice eat your hart out.
or is that stretching things a bit.
:reyes:
 
This Iranian man was brought to the hospital for apparent constipation. Doctors determined the cause was the 250cc water bottle inserted into his rectum.
Constipated bloke had water bottle stuck up his bum but was too scared to tell his wife

An embarrassed bloke who was taken to A&E by his wife for constipation and severe pain received a simple diagnosis – he’d had a huge bottle of water stuck up his backside for three days.

The Iranian man was rushed to hospital suffering from anorexia, abdominal pain and not being able to do number-twos.

But the patient, 50, who had a history of depression, knew what the root cause was – he just hadn’t fessed up to his missus because he was embarrassed and frightened of her ...

The report states that the man didn’t appear unwell when the docs first checked him out in February, but an ultrasound quickly spotted the “foreign body” which had been stuck up his jacksie. ...

The patient, who has been referred to a psychiatrist, was kept in hospital for five days, and follow-up checks showed no evidence of bleeding, injury. ...
FULL STORY (With X-Ray): https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/constipated-bloke-water-bottle-stuck-27740663

PUBLISHED CASE REPORT: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ccr3.6062
 
This Indian man finally sought medical help 10 days after drunken friends inserted a steel cup that blocked his intestinal tract.
Doctors remove a steel cup from a man’s rectum in India – TEN DAYS after ‘his friends inserted it as a drunken prank’

Doctors have removed a steel cup from a man’s rectum ten days after his friends put it up there as a drunken prank.

The 45-year-old from Balipadar, India, had the substantially sized object removed via surgery at a local hospital.

The incident, which took place on 19 August, apparently happened when the unfortunate man was out drinking with his friends at Surat in Gujarat, an Indian state which prohibits alcohol. ...

His family members rushed him to hospital after they found out, said local media, who said the man did not immediately report the incident over fears of embarrassing himself.

An X-Ray at MKCG Medical College and Hospital at Berhampur city showed that the cup was found stuck in the intestine.

NDTV India said they removed the cup after 10 days when the man's stomach started swelling as he had not defecated since the incident. ...

At first, the doctors tried to retrieve the cup through the rectum, but then had to resort to surgery due to the sheer size of the object.

Doctors had to cut through the intestine to finally retrieve it. The procedure took around 2.5 hours in total. ...
FULL STORY (With Photo Of X-Ray): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11134981/Doctors-remove-steel-cup-mans-rectum-India.html
 
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